AimlessAmy
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My mum's genes gave me deathly pale skin, unmanageable hair, back-ache, depression... Was it too much to ask to also get her massive boobs??
3:58 AM May 24th
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@ effort, money... I always said Id grow old gracefully!
3:54 AM May 24th
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in reply to TheSpilster
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Just read somewhere that people with very dark hair go grey the youngest. Pfft. Not happy.
3:51 AM May 24th
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Eaten too much despite attempt to diet. Headache also not going away. Moan moan moan
3:26 PM May 23rd
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@ I'm hoping it's not as bad as the second one is all.
11:24 AM May 23rd
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in reply to NickScholer
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Headache. Ugh. I am not made for the sun. It's so nice though!
10:52 AM May 23rd
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@ doing that Friday. All on my lonesome tomorrow I'm afraid
4:17 PM May 22nd
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in reply to TheSpilster
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Feeling poo. Tomorrow I am going to lie in the sun and read my book. No company though which sucks. I don't do well with my own company.
4:05 PM May 22nd
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@ Hmm. If the mutilation was liposuction and the kidnapping was to a nice hotel with a beach nearby then I'd be cool with that
3:03 PM May 22nd
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in reply to DurgisFlak
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Got three days off work. Someone whisk me away on a short holiday please, and if I can magically lose some weight too, that'd be sweeeeet. X
2:55 PM May 22nd
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Ugh. Feeling like a fat mess. Why am I incapable of dieting lately? Sigh.
2:48 PM May 22nd
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@ I just hope he gets fat. But then there are so many fat guys who think it's only not okay for women to be fat
10:03 AM May 21st
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@ this is lovely. :-) Happy for you!
4:52 AM May 21st
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@ :-o aww! Who?
4:49 AM May 21st
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in reply to ohbesquared
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Casual evenings in with a friend should not result in hangovers. But then I did drink an entire bottle of wine. Blehhhh.
4:38 AM May 21st
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I hate seeing bad parenting, it really fucks me off. When I'm a parent I'm not going to be a chuffing moron about it.
12:01 PM May 20th
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@ would that I had the money, dear! Xxx
11:56 AM May 20th
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in reply to TheSpilster
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I've just seen a woman on the bus with the worst acne I've ever seen, even on a picture. I feel so bad for her, she must feel so ugly.
11:56 AM May 20th
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@ I wish. Always wanted to visit Edinburgh.
11:55 AM May 20th
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in reply to TheSpilster
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Someone take me on holiday. Even just two days would be great.
11:52 AM May 20th
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- Name Amy Fitzpatrick
- Location Rotherham, South Yorkshire, En
- Bio I tweet my random thoughts and vent my various ridiculous feelings. Sometimes I am funny, but I usually don't try to be. Go on, laugh at me. :)
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