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@Keithder1 go to porch pies or porch pie dot com and find out about the yummy their. So good. Xoxox10:02 PM Jul 5th from Twitterrific in reply to ThatGuyKeith
I am stuffed on buttermilk pie.9:29 PM Jul 5th from Twitterrific
I'm gonna try really hard to get into having an iPhone this time. I'm just such a blackberry freak. I'm so scared.10:00 PM Jun 21st from Twitterrific
@beranek thanks buddy!12:02 AM Jun 11th from txt
Guess what...swan butt2:35 AM May 31st from web
I am at peets and the line is very long...ask me if I care10:21 AM May 27th from txt
@diablocody "Mr. Recycle" may become your new favorite person ever10:52 PM May 7th from txt
@diablocody I just sent you a link that you have to watch10:50 PM May 7th from txt
CB waited for me and my mustache to release the beast from the east at peets...bless you Beranek10:00 AM Mar 28th from txt
"The sleeper has awoken" my mustache is Muad Dib (sp?).7:53 AM Mar 20th from txt
Crawfish again today...I'm turning into a gumbo pot10:57 PM Mar 19th from txt
Crawfish rule!12:36 PM Mar 19th from txt
At peets coffee in santa barbara...so excited2:40 PM Mar 15th from txt
I am drunk on power11:34 AM Mar 12th from txt
I am full of yogurtland and full of myself as well9:40 PM Mar 11th from txt
@beranek Congrats CB...I didn't know lakeshore was doing gaysian porn10:30 AM Feb 22nd from txt
I am not drunk or warm...NY is telling me to stop whining and to shut it.2:24 PM Feb 5th from txt
Death is cold a lover with storm clouds eyes and frozen lips...NY is her home tonight.2:22 PM Feb 5th from txt
Taken was the best movie ever and if you didn't like it I hate you and fuck you!11:40 PM Jan 30th from txt
I had something burned off my nose today and a lung X-ray...I also need to find a bathroom before "global thermal nuclear war" breaks ou ...2:57 PM Jan 9th from txt