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AhmNoHere

politic_animal Salmond: "Our opponents are rich and powerful." Whereas his supporter is Mr Brian Souter of The Hovel, Wrong Side of the Tracks, Poortown. about 12 hours ago via web Retweeted by AhmNoHere and 8 others
frankieboyle Oxlade-Chamberlain and Walcott's families aren't going to the Euro's because of racism. Can't John Terry just stay in another hotel? about 12 hours ago via web Retweeted by AhmNoHere and 7992 others
ross_chmiel Great actors, Brian Cox, Alan Cumming & Sean Connery all saying #YesScotland. Perhaps more convincing if they actually lived here... about 15 hours ago via web Retweeted by AhmNoHere and 9 others
GrahamSpiers For the record, here is brilliant, ‘proper journalism’ on Craig Whyte by James Traynor… bit.ly/auL4YD about 15 hours ago via web Retweeted by AhmNoHere and 185 others
AlanRoden Supporters at #YesScotland gather under poster advertising Prometheus with slogan: "The search for our beginning could lead to our end." about 17 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by AhmNoHere and 30 others
severincarrell YouGov poll puts pro-indy support at 33%, anti-indy level at 57%, while only 58% of SNP voters for #sp4 back indy gu.com/p/37p6n/tw about 21 hours ago via Tweet Button Retweeted by AhmNoHere and 27 others
nnop @AhmNoHere We all need a holiday! 7:20 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android from Kensington and Chelsea, London in reply to AhmNoHere Retweeted by AhmNoHere
LOL 7:17 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
scotsunsport Gary Hooper has set his sights on a switch to BARCELONA — but is happy to see out his Celtic deal first: bit.ly/LJSkO0 5:30 PM May 24th via web Retweeted by AhmNoHere and 1 other
suepembs It was so hot today twitter.com/suepembs/statu… 3:53 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPad Retweeted by AhmNoHere and 15 others
@Aileen_Quigley phew ;) 3:14 PM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to Aileen_Quigley
Personality? Personal morality. Doh. 3:13 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
@Aileen_Quigley haha buggered that tweet up. Meant to say "personal morality". Oh well! 3:12 PM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to Aileen_Quigley
Should be a matter of personality whether you sell your Nazi torch or not. #bbcqt 3:12 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
goodgaming What I noticed while playing the new Ghost Recon... #gaming bit.ly/LtqSh3 2:51 PM May 24th via TweetAmigo Retweeted by AhmNoHere
mrbry Engelbert Humperdinck looks like someone at Madame TUssauds left the Elvis Presley waxwork too close to a three-bar fire. #Eurovision 1:48 PM May 24th via web Retweeted by AhmNoHere and 1 other
Fabregas #Eurovision 1:09 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
The Buckie will be out in a second #Eurovision 12:51 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
DIMBLEBOT DIMBLEFACT: THE "MALTA" GROUP WAS CREATED ENTIRELY BY FOCUS GROUP STUDIES AND COPIES OF "GQ" #EUROVISION 12:18 PM May 24th via web Retweeted by AhmNoHere and 4 others
I wonder, with Greece being in the shitter, if Macedonia will be able to take the "Former Yugoslav Republic" bit out of their name. 12:12 PM May 24th via TweetDeck