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Fat men, don't bother writing good comedy. Just dance real hard! Harder! The audience will delight in the horrors of your body!about 5 hours agovia Silver Bird
Identical twins are creepy. Let's start a policy where they're ALL separated at birth.about 5 hours agovia Silver Bird
}:(•) <-HAHAHA It kinda looks like a dog!!! or a human man with a tit for a mouthabout 6 hours agovia Silver Bird
I saw a paint sample called Warm Cappuccino and my colon started growling like a Doberman in an 80s movie.about 7 hours agovia Silver Bird
"Real name" jokes. You've seen thousands. Who originated it? @EliBraden. He writes the tweets that make the whole world meme. #FFabout 8 hours agovia Silver Bird
I can feel the green-gray mud masque drawing out my impurities, restoring my virginity, cleansing my soul, anointing me before God.about 22 hours agovia web
