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  1. @SFEley only if they reciprocate.
  2. @maradine careful there, you sound like a cultist.
  3. @youngamerican Too white? That's like saying The Grimace acts too purple.
  4. Palin, Beck; a dream ticket for spectacular failure.
  5. @BRIANMBENDIS Was this before or after you fucked up your eye? Are you sure it wasn't just two hobos fighting over a box?
  6. @danwaksman I was wrong, you can use a guitar on a few select tracks of DJ Hero. It's a minor feature though.
  7. @Criamond I am not Arthur Gies
  8. Simple Twitter "Turing test"; if user has 0 followers, 1 tweet, and is following > 50 people, then user is most likely a bot.
  9. RT @litheon: "Pigeon Impossible", great animated short: http://bit.ly/4C82Ws
  10. Love it when Amazon's "Get Yourself a Little Something" suggests the Zune HD from my wish list.
  11. @Dangler I am not who you think I am
  12. UPS is forgiven. The package arrived!
  13. @danwaksman We're letting him get used to his new surroundings. He's a little grumpy.
  14. Apparently UPS can miss a package and not put it on the truck. What kind of business are they running?
  15. @danwaksman Some new sneakers
  16. God, UPS when did you start sucking so hard? Next Day Air Saver shipped on Friday should arrive on Monday not Tuesday.
  17. @litheon Gamers don't want to stand up to play Burnout.
  18. Ogopogo
  19. Hey Twitter, know what would be awesome? If you let me automagically block people with 1 tweet and 0 followers.
  20. 11-10-09