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  1. Dear Lord, what evil has science wrought? http://yfrog.com/0k4blj
  2. @chrisdrackett What's a "foursquare" and "pre"?
  3. @tomholiday I still love you, Tim.
  4. En route to the Cubs game. Hopefully the weather holds out.
  5. "Black crew, cute shoes." Description of me by an Apple store employee yesterday as I waited in line at the Genius Bar.
  6. My Day 1 original iPhone died yesterday. We laughed together, we cried together, we lived together. You will be missed old friend.
  7. Interesting: the official name of Rhode Island is The State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations.
  8. If you are in the Adirondacks, you BEST be sitting in an Adirondack chair.
  9. The official band of the Buffalo airport are the Goo Goo Dolls. This is not a joke.
  10. Harry Potter + the Jonas Brothers + Gumby = Ricky Rubio.
  11. Al Sharpton is holding a press conference to talk about Michael Jackson. Stay classy Al.
  12. Micheal Jackson is trending higher than Michael Jackson on Twitter. Learn how to spell Michael people.
  13. Michael Jackson is dead?! WTF?!
  14. @THE_REAL_SHAQ just got traded to the Cavs! If LeBron gets a ring, does that make Shaq the greatest missing piece ever? (Kobe, Wade, LeBron)
  15. Just watched Star Trek: The Motion Picture for the first time. My life will never be the same. Also: Vger!
  16. FYI: I tweeted that last thing about Mark Stanford before his affair admission press conference. Too bad he wasn't just on vacation.
  17. What's wrong with Mark Sanford going to Argentina for vacation? Seems everything back home was under control. Hey media: Get a life.
  18. If it were socially acceptable for men to wear dresses, I would be wearing one today. Its too effing hot for pants!
  19. "Thats not making out, thats like grandma making out." - Lisa Keep your paws off of her fellas, shes all mine.
  20. Going to birthday dinner for @chrisdrackett