AdventureHumor
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The font "Apple Chancery" is pretentiously annoying in a little dog wearing a sweater type way.
6:04 AM Dec 18th
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Steering down the mountain tonight to perform at Comedy Works, downtown Denver, 8 p.m.
4:07 PM Dec 17th
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She asked if I was a beach or mountain person. I answered "mossy, high plains person." I have not heard from her since.
11:47 AM Dec 17th
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Fearing smoke from the cabin's chimney would alert mountain lions of my presence, I instead turned the thermostat up a degree to 73.
6:53 AM Dec 17th
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Watch INSPIRING three-minute climbing clip of what many are calling the ADVENTURE WORLD'S FINEST MOMENT :
6:25 PM Dec 16th
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Every Arbor Day I plant a tree and every Christmas I kill a tree. Christmas keeps neutralizing my greenness.
6:45 AM Dec 16th
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Depsite feeling rather coy, I'm working a private corporate gig tonight for 900 human beings with Rocky LaPorte.
12:11 PM Dec 15th
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Become my 200th follower and receive a "Women of the MacNeil-Lehrer Report News Hour" wall calendar!
7:51 AM Dec 14th
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Stood deep in a snow-stuffed forest at 4:20 a.m. eyeing the Geminid Meteor Shower, assessing life and wondering if I'd be any good at luge.
6:48 AM Dec 14th
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I came across a hibernating bear's den this morning and, as a five-star prank, posted a For Sale sign in front of it.
8:47 AM Dec 13th
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Watch INSPIRING three-minute climbing clip of what many are calling the ADVENTURE WORLD'S FINEST MOMENT :
6:41 PM Dec 12th
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For no reason at all, I just began humming a song from 1962.
5:20 PM Dec 11th
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I started a fire this morning by rubbing two fish sticks together. Touche to you Bear Gyrlls.
7:19 AM Dec 11th
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Passed a snowman this morning with its carrot pierced.
7:29 AM Dec 10th
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The morning work commute from bed to desk longer than usual this morning due to an overturned potted plant.
8:40 AM Dec 9th
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FYI: You cannot get everything you want at Alice's Restaurant. The kitchen is currently out of sausage links until Tuesday.
3:21 PM Dec 8th
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For Christmas lights this year, I'm just parking the Honda in the driveway and turning on the hazards.
5:17 AM Dec 8th
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Watch INSPIRING three-minute climbing clip of what many are calling the ADVENTURE WORLD'S FINEST MOMENT :
9:53 PM Dec 7th
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Provisions running low at the mountain cabin. For sustenance this morning I stole the carrot noses from two snowmen.
9:00 AM Dec 7th
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I replaced the missing figures from my nativity scene with army men. The baby Jesus now looks like he's under house arrest.
5:45 AM Dec 7th
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- Name Jeff Wozer
- Location Evergreen, Colorado
- Web http://www.jeffwo...
- Bio Stand-up comedian. Outdoor humor writer. Mountain recluse. World record holder in 17-yard dash. Ambassador for Mt Khakis and Salmon Nation.
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