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@timemaychangeme sorry for not following you before; i'm following now, so please follow back!6:39 AM Jun 25th from web
I would prefer to delegate and avoid direct responsibility, but my superiors like to see me on the bridge as much as possible.8:28 AM Jun 9th from web
I'm researching Twitter-related online games. I need to understand what distracts my subordinates all day.10:53 AM Jun 8th from web
I just attempted to assassinate @pinkymausal, but failed. #spymaster http://bit.ly/playspy10:35 AM Jun 8th from Spymaster
I just wounded @moze in an assassination attempt. #spymaster http://bit.ly/playspy9:15 AM Jun 8th from Spymaster
I just attempted to assassinate @JoeJoyce, but failed. #spymaster http://bit.ly/playspy8:20 AM Jun 8th from Spymaster
@psd I'm not interested in your ancient religion. Unlike Perl, Ruby doesn't have syntax from /dev/rand.7:03 AM Jun 4th from web
Imperial ship collision damage repaired. Hoping no one checks imperialcruiserfax.com when we try to sell.10:22 AM Jun 3rd from web
Do you know how much gray paint it takes to cover a "small" imperial ship collision? Three Lambda-class shuttle loads.8:20 AM May 28th from web
It's been a long day. Paperwork for choked trooper, damaged course correction thruster caused slight collision. Where's Tarkin when needed?2:18 PM May 26th from web
A trooper punked his unit; faked death by Vader's choke hold. Later, they didn't believe him when Vader actually got mad about the mockery.8:41 AM May 26th from web
@violamaster No, when he's drunk he goes on and on about @MaceWindu_ and how he had no choice. Wish he'd check his baggage at the gate.2:30 PM May 22nd from web in reply to violamaster
Actual convo with Darth: "Piett, you don't happen to have a pink dog costume, do you?" "No, my lord." "Nevermind."11:34 AM May 22nd from web
@MaceWindu_ History is written by the victors, sometimes by the rebels, but never by someone objective. The record will not reflect truth.9:57 AM May 1st from web in reply to MaceWindu_
@MaceWindu_ I'm simply a realist. Your sect is all but eradicated; its unorganized, terrorist remnants are irrelevant in modern times.9:56 AM May 1st from web in reply to MaceWindu_
@MaceWindu_ I'm not even sure why we hate each other; between you and me, this is just a job. I was promoted under the worst circumstances.12:03 PM Apr 30th from web in reply to MaceWindu_
@MaceWindu_ Oh, I remember you. You were zapped extra crispy by our Emperor. Vader never talks about that day unless he's really drunk.10:15 AM Apr 30th from web in reply to MaceWindu_
@JekPorkins Section 5, paragraph 2 of Executor's Admiral Manual explicitly prohibits hyperjumps without fly in secure and fastened position.11:06 AM Apr 28th from web in reply to JekPorkins
Vader's powder room is finally done. He took so long to pick which shade of grey on the walls would compliment the black toilet.10:56 AM Apr 28th from web
@jekporkins An unfortunate family name, considering your frame. By all means, eat more donuts. 400lb rebels are easy to spot in a crowd.9:41 AM Apr 10th from web