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AdjunctHulk

  1. HULK THINK ONLY REASON TO ADJUNCT IS ACCESS TO LIBRARY DATABASES. HOW ELSE CAN HULK NOT READ WHAT NOBODY ELSE READS EITHER??? 7:45 AM Mar 1st via web
  2. HULK NEED JOURNALS TO FIND RESEARCH TO WRITE ARTICLES TO GET JOB TO HAVE MONEY TO JOIN SOCIETIES TO GET JOURNALS. IT'S A SMASH-22!!! 5:06 AM Mar 1st via web
  3. HULK WANT TO TEACH DISTANCE LEARNING CUZ ONLINE NOBODY KNOW YOURE A HULK. OR AN ADJUNCT. 8:55 PM Feb 28th via web
  4. ADJUNCT HULK GONE FOR WEEKS BUT NOBODY NOTICE!!! INVISIBILITY NOT ONE OF HULK'S SUPERPOWERS SO IT MUST BE ADJUNCT SUPERPOWER!!! 4:43 PM Feb 26th via web
  5. HAPPY THOR GOT NO OSCAR NOMINATIONS!!! HE A RICH DADDY'S BOY. AND M.D.???? WHAT KIND OF DOCTOR IS THAT??? 4:34 PM Feb 26th via web
  6. WHAT FOR YOU FILL OUT GOOGLE DOC OF ADJUNCT SALARIES???? NOW SENATOR KELLY KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!! 11:22 AM Feb 26th via web
  7. NDA WITH WEST COAST AVENGERS MEANS HULK NOT SUPPOSED TO BE AT #MLA12. THINKIN' OF SMASHING -- ER, *CRASHING* -- IT ANYWAYS!! 4:30 PM Dec 29th, 2011 via web
  8. HULK NO UNDERSTAND WHY @OCCUPYMLA ACTS LIKE COBRA COMMANDER WHEN IT SHOULD BE ACTING LIKE DESTRO!!! 7:58 AM Dec 19th, 2011 via web
  9. ADJUNCT HULK FULL OF HOLIDAY CHEER THIS WEEK!!! WAIT, THAT'S NOT CHEER, THAT'S BITTERNESS, RESENTMENT, AND COFFEE!!! 7:53 AM Dec 19th, 2011 via web
  10. ADJUNCT HULK HAVE ONE SUPERPOWER REGULAR HULK DOESN'T!! THE MORE ADJUNCT HULK WORKS, THE MORE INVISIBLE HE GETS!!! 7:17 AM Dec 11th, 2011 via web
  11. MIT LISTS ADJUNCT HULK AS "MOST HILARIOUS" TWITTER STREAM??? EASY FOR MIT TO LAUGH WHEN *ROBOTS* TEACH THEIR CLASSES!! technologyreview.com/blog/mimssbits… 7:15 AM Dec 11th, 2011 via web
  12. ONLY FOOD HULK AFFORD ON CAMPUS IS 99 CENT TACO BELL TACOS!!! SO WHAT HULK REALLY NEED TO OCCUPY NOW IS TOILET! 4:09 PM Dec 1st, 2011 via web
  13. PROBLEM WITH ACADEMIA IS TOO MANY PEOPLE DISGUISE LOOKING OUT FOR THEMSELVES AS SPEAKING OUT FOR OTHERS!!! 1:56 PM Dec 1st, 2011 via web
  14. HULK NO UNDERSTAND @OCCUPYMLA. IT'S LIKE BLAMING FISH FOR WATER BEING WET!!!! 10:33 AM Nov 21st, 2011 via web
  15. PHDS CHOOSE TO BECOME ADJUNCTS IN THE SAME WAY BRUCE BANNER CHOOSE TO BECOME HULK. 9:54 AM Nov 21st, 2011 via web
  16. HULK NOT EVEN HEAR ABOUT OCCUPY MOVEMENT UNTIL TODAY!!! GRADING DOES THAT TO YOU!!! 4:30 PM Nov 10th, 2011 via web
  17. PROFESSOR XAVIER TELL HULK HE WONT WRITE NEW LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION!! SAYS TO USE LAST YEARS INTERFOLIO LETTER!!! 9:16 AM Oct 19th, 2011 via web
  18. HULK WRITE TEACHING PHILOSOPHY STATEMENT FOR JOB APPS. HULK NOT KNOW WHAT "PHILOSOPHY" MEAN, BUT HULK DO KNOW NOT TO SAY ANYTHING NEW. 8:23 AM Oct 19th, 2011 via web
  19. GREAT THING ABOUT ALL CAPS IS THEY TURN TIRED WHIMPERS OF BROKEN ADJUNCT INTO ANGRY SHOUTS OF BIG GREEN MONSTER!!! 8:19 AM Oct 19th, 2011 via web
  20. HULK INVINCIBLE 'CEPT FER ONE THING: GERMS FROM STUDENTS!!! SICK PUNY STUDENTS: STAY HOME!!! DON'T YA KNOW HULK NO HAVE INSURANCE??? 8:20 AM Oct 11th, 2011 via web
  • Name ADJUNCT HULK
  • Location COMMUNITY COLLEGE BREAK ROOM
  • Bio HULK KNOW MATH. 6/6 TEACHING LOAD EQUAL HULK HAVE MONEY FOR NEW PURPLE PANTS.
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