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  1. Watched a horror film with Arnie in it last night. Proper gave me the shits! It’s called "Running Man". Jeepers!!! 7:48 AM Nov 24th from web
  2. Nearly scored a goal today but Kolo’s arse got in the way. It actually has its own gravitational pull now. The ball orbits him as I type. 6:49 AM Nov 24th from web
  3. I think it must be true that baked-bean baths help to firm muscle cos Kolo’s had a woody the size of SWP ever since! 6:48 AM Nov 24th from web
  4. So Thierry Henry handled the ball? HE’S A RICH FOOTBALLER! Know your place, mortals. 7:27 AM Nov 23rd from web
  5. I’m teaching all my women to queef the Adebayor song. Christmas number one here I come. 7:26 AM Nov 23rd from web
  6. Sean Wright Phillips took a baked bean bath too. In the sink though. And he had to wear armbands. 6:24 AM Nov 23rd from web
  7. Even that one that got lodged between Hughes’ butt cheeks wasn’t safe. Kolo could suck the chrome off a Cadillac. 6:23 AM Nov 23rd from web
  8. Not that you probably need telling, but yes, Kolo ate all the beans. Hughes wasn’t even out the bath yet. 6:22 AM Nov 23rd from web
  9. All Citeh players and coaching staff had to try a baked bean bath today. It helps to firm muscle apparently. Hughes went first. 6:21 AM Nov 23rd from web
  10. Tevez got sponsored to wear a Freddie Kruger mask. By his wife. For. Ever. She’s paying to have it soldered on. 6:16 AM Nov 23rd from web
  11. You ever put your willy into a bucket of coins & made love to it? Me neither. Coins are 4 beggars. I use notes. Paper cuts are a bitch tho. 6:15 AM Nov 23rd from web
  12. My fantasy dinner party guest list would be… Me. That sexy devil in the mirror. Adebayor’s mum’s only son. Ghandi. And me again. Obviously. 6:13 AM Nov 23rd from web
  13. Bellamy says if we win the league he will really go celebrate. Me? I couldn’t live without sex. 6:12 AM Nov 23rd from web
  14. Nearly scored in training today but, you know, meh. 5:01 AM Nov 21st from web
  15. Took my new Malawian toy/child to training. Accidentally left him there & took Sean Wright Phillips home by mistake instead. 5:00 AM Nov 21st from web
  16. On my first day at Arsenal Ashley Cole told me that this one time, at band camp… he stuck a Jermaine up his pussy. 4:59 AM Nov 21st from web
  17. Gave a HUGE cheque to Children In Need. It was tough saying goodbye 2 Jan Koller, he’s been such a good butler, but I’m all about the kids. 4:58 AM Nov 21st from web
  18. Doc says I’ll be out 4 a few weeks. Had 4 ribs removed. I mean if people are gonna accuse me of blowing my own horn I may as well do it! 4:01 PM Nov 20th from web
  19. Thinking about becoming a Hindu – I like their belief in reincarnation. I will come back as me. Only richer. 3:46 PM Nov 20th from web
  20. Henry cheated? What’s wrong with cheating? It separates us Gods from you mortals. 8:16 PM Nov 19th from web