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AdamMachanic

@JMBucknall bullshit; otherwise sites like Daily WTF wouldn't have a huge fan base :-) about 2 hours ago via web in reply to JMBucknall
@JMBucknall It's funny how fine the line is between awesome code and unmaintainable code. about 2 hours ago via web in reply to JMBucknall
@JMBucknall I'd describe that code as "way too clever." It's tough to understand what it's doing, and there are no comments. about 2 hours ago via web in reply to JMBucknall
Was just researching something and found the answer in a forum post I wrote 9 years ago. Gotta love the long-term memory archive. about 6 hours ago via web
@jdanton that has a label! about 23 hours ago via web in reply to jdanton
@jdanton right. You didn't tell me what the price was. about 23 hours ago via web in reply to jdanton
@jdanton this looks really good: pinkgaloshes.com/reserva-aneja-… about 23 hours ago via web in reply to jdanton
@jdanton which is? about 23 hours ago via web in reply to jdanton
clairedwillett RT @ConanOBrien: thought I heard neighbor blasting new @Skrillex song I like, but then I realized it was just the garbage truck. about 23 hours ago via HootSuite Retweeted by AdamMachanic
@jdanton That's all it's called? "Aged?" about 23 hours ago via web in reply to jdanton
@jdanton how will you know that you're not getting a bottle of Bacardi that someone soaked the label off of? about 23 hours ago via web in reply to jdanton
@jdanton Barrilito! about 23 hours ago via web in reply to jdanton
@jdanton why are you on twitter and not eating roast pork? about 24 hours ago via web in reply to jdanton
@buckwoody @tjaybelt @Mike_Fal I prefer to leave the "P" off so that I can chuckle a bit as I type it in. Me+my 14-year-old sensibilities. about 24 hours ago via web in reply to buckwoody
@tjaybelt @buckwoody At least you didn't buy yourself the box of Ding Dongs. And then eat them yourself. In the dark. Not that I ever have. about 24 hours ago via web in reply to tjaybelt
@tjaybelt @buckwoody I use my birthday, because honestly, no one ever remembers my birthday! about 24 hours ago via web in reply to tjaybelt
@SQLCraftsman you're surprised? @delta was named worst major carrier by US News in 2010; it needs to keep proving it! travel.usnews.com/features/Ameri… 12:42 PM May 24th via web in reply to SQLCraftsman
@grrl_geek @ryanjadams @SQLCraftsman @sqldba thanks! 12:01 PM May 24th via web in reply to grrl_geek
Who runs the #sqlpass Performance VC? 11:58 AM May 24th via web
imbibe 10 delicious ways to make the most of strawberry season: bit.ly/Ljr4A5 9:59 AM May 24th via web Retweeted by AdamMachanic and 7 others