AdamMachanic
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@ new moto one
about 16 hours ago
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Broke and bought a Droid... First tweet has only taken me 5 min to type in. Keyboard takes getting used to.
about 17 hours ago
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Just posted demos for all of my sessions at :
2:19 PM Nov 12th
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Ugh, just realized it's another hour until my next session. Lunch break way too long @ - I'm ready to go now :-)
1:51 PM Nov 12th
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@ @ What happens when you yell "Buck!" instead of "echo!"?
1:47 PM Nov 12th
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in reply to PaulRandal
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@ No, unfortunately that didn't happen. Maybe next year :-)
12:54 PM Nov 12th
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in reply to MladenPrajdic
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@ Ahh. Actually I'm talking today, in about 90 minutes--Change Tracking, Change Data Capture, and SQL Audit
12:50 PM Nov 12th
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in reply to MladenPrajdic
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@ Cleaning up objects created as part of presentations.
12:48 PM Nov 12th
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in reply to MladenPrajdic
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@ I'm going to create one big cleanup script for the whole talk from now on. I'll run it just before starting.
12:47 PM Nov 12th
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in reply to MladenPrajdic
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@ I always embed "cleanup" blocks at the bottom of each demo, but forget to run them and then get hit next time I do the talk.
12:44 PM Nov 12th
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in reply to buckwoody
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@ Not if you memorize the magic numbers :-)
12:31 PM Nov 12th
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in reply to MladenPrajdic
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@ Nice! I should probably write one at some point too, but I don't want to compete with @
12:22 PM Nov 12th
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in reply to unclebiguns
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Want even more on server-side traces? See Chapter 2 of "Inside SQL Server 2005: Query Tuning and Optimization"
12:18 PM Nov 12th
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@ It's not quirky unless you happen to dislike weird stored procedure calls, magic numbers, and casting constants as BIT :-)
12:14 PM Nov 12th
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in reply to PaulRandal
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@ I'm going to start creating a "clean slate" script for each of my talks so I can avoid those issues going forward.
12:11 PM Nov 12th
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in reply to KimberlyLTripp
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Anyone know if showplan XML tells how the order was forced? Have a query w/ no hints, giving the warning saying that it's hinted
2:07 PM Nov 11th
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@ Fun, as long as no one gets hit (too hard) with a flying chair. We should totally set up a WWE-style grudge match.
12:58 PM Nov 11th
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in reply to GFritchey
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@ Yes, feel free. And I'll feel free to try it in your session, as well :-)
12:54 PM Nov 11th
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in reply to GFritchey
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@ Okay, then I'll ask you again why you couldn't have made DBCC PAGE(x,x,x,0) a TVF!
12:48 PM Nov 11th
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in reply to PaulRandal
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@ I know it had nothing to do with you. sarcasm + Twitter == misunderstandings.
12:46 PM Nov 11th
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in reply to PaulRandal
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- Name Adam Machanic
- Location Melrose, MA
- Web http://sqlblog.co...
- Bio SQL Server developer, cocktail and spirits enthusiast, electronic dance music fanatic.
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