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AdamKoeppe

  1. Romana says she can see the movie Ted because it is rated "R" for Romana
  2. Community....Doctor Who and Buffy in the same episode. Congrats Dan Harmon and crew for giving me a geek orgasm
  3. @PeterDavid_PAD Hulk 340. The impact of adamantium alone would have been enough to gut the Hulk
  4. What's worse: sticking a jelly-tainted knife in the peanut butter jar or a peanut butter knife in the jelly jar?
  5. Love is like a trailer park. Sometimes you're stuck there and you just want to get out.
  6. Fart crime
  7. Thug poop
  8. Quoted the Pet Shop Boys in a spelling sentance
  9. Romana's quote of the day: "Did you know that if birds eat candy, they explode?"
  10. Why do all the breakfast cereal mascots have eyes like crack addicts?
  11. Ghetto representin' in Delano.
  12. sent Romana to her room for being snotty. Shane: "I'll take her punishment for her." Me: speechless.
  13. Should I tell the students to go outside for the tornado drill?
  14. Children, if I may clarify, "wait in the van for Daddy while he gets milk" can be ignored if you have to pee.
  15. Question: What are the side effects of Ecstacy? Answer: Enjoyment of hackey-sacks
  16. Romana's question of the day: Who would win in a fight between a two-headed dinosaur and robot Bigfoot?
  17. I don't wanna die at Wal-Mart
  18. Romana's quote of the day: "I'm just a big book of lonely...."
  19. Tires of explaining how animals (including humans) can be born with two heads
  20. 39 eyes are staring at me!