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AdamChooch

  1. Rootbeer floats at work. I love my job. instagr.am/p/LD4sbvqwRT/
  2. @boombashpow I'm coming over next Saturday with my mom.
  3. everyone has their sail boats out today. Who wants to go in on one?
  4. @lilylz that's my plan.
  5. @lilylz can we car pool our remains into deep space?
  6. Scotty from Star Trek's ashes to be blasted into space via @Telegraph soc.li/88pEJVJ
  7. Cherish your time with George Takei and Bill Shatner. They're over 80 years old. Hopefully they get to see space in the living.
  8. man I'm having a nostalgia fit combined with my love for new music.
  9. Listen to Ben Folds Five here pledgemusic.com/projects/benfo…
  10. The ashes of James Doohan aka "Scotty" is currently orbiting Earth. I might cry.
  11. Cardinals got Papelbonered