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AdamChooch

Rootbeer floats at work. I love my job. instagr.am/p/LD4sbvqwRT/ 35 minutes ago via Instagram
hamsandcastle RT @jenihead: HELL YES ITS AVAILABLE IN SIZE 3XL vsb.li/QBrhAe about 1 hour ago via Visibli Retweeted by AdamChooch and 2 others
@boombashpow I'm coming over next Saturday with my mom. about 1 hour ago via web
EllieIsOnFire according to my dad i had a "senior moment" when i fell asleep on the cowch the other day. I'm 17, if i'm old, what the hell is he? 4:01 PM May 16th via web Retweeted by AdamChooch
1ANDONLYJNICE I don't like anybody sittin/chillin on my bed.. Dass why I gottuh L shaped cowch foooh! #carryyoass 7:25 AM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by AdamChooch
Keep_YAcASHH slept on the cowch 2days in ah row 8:29 AM May 20th via Mobile Web Retweeted by AdamChooch
bigfuzzz After purchasing a sale boat next year, I must acquire property in Cape Verde, Africa,... fb.me/1F1mwLAaH 6:35 PM May 16th via Facebook Retweeted by AdamChooch
TrillGates_ I put them thangs on the boat before I sale em, Winston #Jadakiss about 4 hours ago via Twitter for Android Retweeted by AdamChooch
BewareOfLauren I try to sale my boat further on, but every time you grab the anchor and drag me down, back to you. <3 about 2 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by AdamChooch
everyone has their sail boats out today. Who wants to go in on one? about 2 hours ago via web
@lilylz that's my plan. about 2 hours ago via Mobile Web in reply to lilylz
JoeMande RIP @skrillex about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by AdamChooch and 291 others
JoeMande Whomever. RT @Skrillex: I'm really disgusted at whoever keeps making these death rumors about me about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by AdamChooch and 229 others
@lilylz can we car pool our remains into deep space? about 14 hours ago via web in reply to lilylz
Scotty from Star Trek's ashes to be blasted into space via @Telegraph soc.li/88pEJVJ about 14 hours ago via Tweet Button
Cherish your time with George Takei and Bill Shatner. They're over 80 years old. Hopefully they get to see space in the living. about 14 hours ago via web
man I'm having a nostalgia fit combined with my love for new music. about 14 hours ago via web
Listen to Ben Folds Five here pledgemusic.com/projects/benfo… about 14 hours ago via web
The ashes of James Doohan aka "Scotty" is currently orbiting Earth. I might cry. about 14 hours ago via web
Cardinals got Papelbonered about 16 hours ago via Mobile Web