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AdamAlexisRyan

  1. I'm done wasting my time caring for people who couldn't give a shit about me.
  2. @Andrej_Pejic has a very impressive tuck.
  3. Current weather not suitable for Vampires.
  4. Fuck you and your fuckery.
  5. Seriously debating moving to Norwich.
  6. One day being a socially awkward monkey will work to my advantage.
  7. A nice cup of fruit tea and a good book. My life is so hardcore.
  8. Twerking my arse to various Nicki Minaj songs is a perfectly reasonable form of exercise.
  9. I have to stop being such a perfectionist.
  10. Counting Crows - 'Colorblind' youtube.com/watch?v=k3PiFo…
  11. About to dye thy eyebrowns. I bet I end up looking like Groucho Marx.
  12. It's days like this I wish I hadn't given up drinking.
  13. Grace Jones - 'Corporate Cannibal' youtube.com/watch?v=FgMn2O…
  14. Gummy Bears are a legitimate breakfast, right?
  15. Certain people get right on my tits.
  16. Just learned 'bullshit' in sign language. My life is now complete.
  17. It's my birthday today! Time to celebrate with beer and pussy.
  18. Never shave with a Bic razor. I'm surprised I have any balls left!
  19. And I do, I really do.
  20. Amy Winehouse - 'To Know Him Is To Love Him' youtube.com/watch?v=Ows0KG…