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  1. Got a few weeks of leave coming up so I've booked a holiday visit to the Great Pit of Carkoon.
  2. Endor is strange. There's a dead animal here just balanced on a stick attached to a rope. @Chewbacca is going for it.
  3. @K_Sarro Why would I know how to source that? ... *SECRET TRANSMISSION MODE* - ask @WuherTheBarkeep he might know a guy. *SECRET MODE OFF*
  4. These Bothans are asking a lot of questions about our security system. Faxing the detailed plans to them now.
  5. @zombot More casual Mon Calamari racism? this will not stand!
  6. @imrahil327 ReboRolled? I have no idea what you're talking about... *flares fills innocently*
  7. Check out this sexy dancing twi'lek http://tinyurl.com/dk4qzs
  8. At Jabba’s palace. Has he had that Ewok feng shui expert in? His throne used to be over this loose grate... Is that rancor breath?
  9. Hopefully this link to a dancing Twi'lek hologram is real and not another Max Rebo video
  10. Grand Moff Fritzl is stocking up that Death Star basement an awful lot, I'll go and check on him.
  11. Just insured my B-wing with Alliance Intergalactic Group, they seem like a rock solid institution.
  12. Viceroy Mandelson seems like a politician I can trust. From now on all our dealings with the Trade Federation will go through him.
  13. Home One's new galley cook Lieutenant Ramsay says I can be guest of honour at this year’s Life Day seafood feast.
  14. So, if I turn the crank, the ball drops on the seesaw then the diver jumps in the tub?
  15. That's odd, I don't recall a moon being in this sector on my last visit. Taking the fleet in to investigate.
  16. noun. 1. a device or enclosure designed to catch and retain animals. 2. an unpleasant situation from which it is hard to escape.
  17. Been hiding in this asteroid cave for 6 hours now, this place smells worse than a Quarren's ink sac, the walls are somehow warm and moist.
  18. The Chancellor's old senate seat is up for sale. Jar-Bla Gojevich says it's mine for only 500k credits.
  19. Calrissian gave me another investment tip, it sounds like he's made big credits from it. Some Alderaan-based banker named Madoff.
  20. Strange, I remember there being a Sarlacc pit here. Now it's just a large sheet on the ground with leaves spread across. Looks safe enough.