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AcimanandRensin

  1. @RdCMag well done this week. 3:18 PM Mar 4th, 2011 via web
  2. Twitterature out for a year in UK and still selling. Forgot to give it as a gift last Christmas? Want to again? http://tinyurl.com/39m4knz 2:20 PM Nov 26th, 2010 via web
  3. And that concludes this week's edition of "Tragic Tales of Good-Cops-Gone-Cocaine-Addicts". Tune in next time for more Twitterature! 1:48 PM Jan 7th, 2010 via web
  4. Robert Downey Jr. playing me in a film? Totally cool. Perfect. 1:46 PM Jan 7th, 2010 via web
  5. Another case solved. I'm the Batman of Britain. 1:37 PM Jan 7th, 2010 via web
  6. Decided to call in the bobbies because confronting criminals is scary. I just like books, long walks on the beach, and deductive reasoning. 1:32 PM Jan 7th, 2010 via web
  7. Itch. Bugs in my skin. Need a line and a drink. Have the culprits poisoned me to keep me from foiling their dastardly plot? Nose bleeding. 1:21 PM Jan 7th, 2010 via web
  8. Note to self: Don't snort crystals NO MATTER WHAT. 1:02 PM Jan 7th, 2010 via web
  9. The foreman/lover discovered a precious metal. The salt deposits were cyanide crystals designed to poison those who got in the way. Like him 1:02 PM Jan 7th, 2010 via web
  10. Why are the light at 221 Baker Street so damn bright in the morning? Why does Watson talk so loud? Elementary, my dear STFU! 12:26 PM Jan 7th, 2010 via web
  11. A working girl in Staines gave me a clue about the factory owner. He's a regular customer. Pays in gold coin. High roller. 12:12 PM Jan 7th, 2010 via web
  12. We stripped off. I did lines off her tits. Couldn't get it up and know not why. Smoked an entire pouch of tobacco instead. 11:54 AM Jan 7th, 2010 via web
  13. Damsel came back; something afoot at the factory. Broke out the bushbait so I could wake up. She wants a hit. Elementary. 11:45 AM Jan 7th, 2010 via web
  14. Need opiates to restore calm. And another gram of Columbian marching powder. It's hard to be the River Phoenix of nineteenth-century England 11:35 AM Jan 7th, 2010 via web
  15. Watson says I only THINK I'm smart because I'm high. Does that mean he's not gay, only thinks he is? 11:28 AM Jan 7th, 2010 via web
  16. Continuing investigation. Made brilliant deductions on many snorts and very little evidence. Notice salt deposits on factory owners brogues? 11:27 AM Jan 7th, 2010 via web
  17. ln the water closet doing a bump. Watson says I'm paranoid. Says the nose candy affects my work. Fine. Let him buy his own. 10:19 AM Jan 7th, 2010 via web
  18. Asked clever questions. I could tell they were all lying. No mention of the valuable metals hidden beneath the factory. Moriarty involved? 10:12 AM Jan 7th, 2010 via web
  19. Doing a few lines before I start the job. Can't solve a mystery without my miracle powder. By which I mean cocaine. 10:02 AM Jan 7th, 2010 via web
  20. I have to investigate a factory where this woman's lover was the foreman. She thinks the company is trying to knock him off. 9:54 AM Jan 7th, 2010 via web
  • Name AcimanandRensin
  • Location USA
  • Web http://tiny.cc/rsqgK
  • Bio Alex Aciman & Emmett Rensin. We're the authors of Twitterature, published by Penguin Books
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