AceTracer
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Someone needs to inform the Miami Dolphins that the game of football lasts for four quarters.
about 15 hours ago
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Women have unrealistic expectations of men. Also, water is wet.
6:13 AM Nov 29th
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It'd be pretty sweet if Google had phone numbers as links that would then be called using @.
10:46 PM Nov 28th
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@ Never really understood Spaces, but I been using LiteSwitch for the better part of 10 years. It autohides apps when switching.
7:04 PM Nov 28th
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in reply to arielwaldman
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The water aisle at the nearest Safeway; you snooze you lose!
6:32 PM Nov 28th
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The hipsters on the east side are now pointing and laughing at the yippies on the west side.
5:47 PM Nov 28th
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They first found shit in my tap water last Wednesday, but only decided to tell us about it an hour ago. It's the holidays.
5:32 PM Nov 28th
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There's shit in my tap water. I drink about two liters of the stuff everyday.
5:16 PM Nov 28th
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Watching Siskel & Ebert's reviews of iconic movies. Siskel thought Kingpin was better than The Big Lebowski (blasphemy!)
9:13 AM Nov 28th
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A refurb iPhone 3GS for $49 is a crazy good deal cancel the contract pay the ETF and it's still cheaper than an iPod touch
8:28 PM Nov 27th
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Gallagher is performing in Portland tomorrow, and tickets are $25-30. No part of that sentence makes sense to me.
6:02 PM Nov 27th
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Two things I've never understood about this holiday; eating before dinner time (it's really more like a late lunch) and eating till you puke
5:04 PM Nov 26th
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@ That'll be tough, 89% of soybeans in the US are genetically modified, they're virtually impossible to avoid
6:59 AM Nov 26th
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in reply to rachaelaspen
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Finally just upgraded to Snow Leopard. Safari's instability pushed me over the edge.
4:13 AM Nov 26th
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This might explain why cancelling my TiVo service was like trying to remove my leg from a steel claw trap.
2:00 AM Nov 26th
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Oh Dana Perino, so pretty and yet so very, very wrong.
4:49 PM Nov 25th
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I'm getting hyperglycemic just looking at this.
6:17 AM Nov 25th
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More often than not Best of Craigslist posts are portraits of women with severe (but entertaining) emotional problems.
1:11 AM Nov 25th
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@ Judging by his taste in music he's probably glad that you didn't.
9:57 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to StripperTweets
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iPhone makes a decent cookbook; automatically readjusts measurements for a serving size of one. Now I just need a kitchen-safe iPhone pouch.
9:41 PM Nov 24th
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- Name Andy Mesa
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- Bio Nerd. Curmudgeon. Vagabond.
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