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  1. Someone needs to inform the Miami Dolphins that the game of football lasts for four quarters.
  2. Women have unrealistic expectations of men. Also, water is wet. http://tr.im/G6cb
  3. It'd be pretty sweet if Google had phone numbers as links that would then be called using @GoogleVoice.
  4. @arielwaldman Never really understood Spaces, but I been using LiteSwitch for the better part of 10 years. It autohides apps when switching.
  5. The water aisle at the nearest Safeway; you snooze you lose! http://twitpic.com/rebs0
  6. The hipsters on the east side are now pointing and laughing at the yippies on the west side.
  7. They first found shit in my tap water last Wednesday, but only decided to tell us about it an hour ago. It's the holidays. http://tr.im/G45U
  8. There's shit in my tap water. I drink about two liters of the stuff everyday. http://tr.im/G40u
  9. Watching Siskel & Ebert's reviews of iconic movies. Siskel thought Kingpin was better than The Big Lebowski (blasphemy!) http://tr.im/G28f
  10. A refurb iPhone 3GS for $49 is a crazy good deal cancel the contract pay the ETF and it's still cheaper than an iPod touch http://tr.im/FZqO
  11. Gallagher is performing in Portland tomorrow, and tickets are $25-30. No part of that sentence makes sense to me.
  12. Two things I've never understood about this holiday; eating before dinner time (it's really more like a late lunch) and eating till you puke
  13. @rachaelaspen That'll be tough, 89% of soybeans in the US are genetically modified, they're virtually impossible to avoid http://tr.im/FQY0
  14. Finally just upgraded to Snow Leopard. Safari's instability pushed me over the edge.
  15. This might explain why cancelling my TiVo service was like trying to remove my leg from a steel claw trap. http://tr.im/FPIg
  16. Oh Dana Perino, so pretty and yet so very, very wrong. http://tr.im/FOaQ
  17. I'm getting hyperglycemic just looking at this. http://tr.im/FL4O
  18. More often than not Best of Craigslist posts are portraits of women with severe (but entertaining) emotional problems.
  19. @StripperTweets Judging by his taste in music he's probably glad that you didn't.
  20. iPhone makes a decent cookbook; automatically readjusts measurements for a serving size of one. Now I just need a kitchen-safe iPhone pouch.