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  1. @glittergutsy Oh...holy....shnikeys...just looked at @rehabmonday photos. You and I need a rematch. I may or may not have been wasted......
  2. OMG! There is an old man running around my friend's hallway in nothing but a green speedo! TBD on what he's doing. HAHAHAHA
  3. RT @Flosstradamus: i hate when crazy ex-girlfriends find you online... http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  4. @gabbrgrl Haha! Word. He's not one I worry about. Still, always funny when past and present collide
  5. Interestingly "go straight to hell boy" by Lily Allen is on.........ah, ironic, symbolic beauty straight from Kundera
  6. At coffee shop sitting at table next to girl who used to try to bang my ex while I was w him..she may currently be dating him. Both r gross
  7. @SchneiderMule06 ::sings "uncomfortable silence:: haha
  8. Eeyore...tired after a long day of eating leather purses http://tweetphoto.com/5514884
  9. @SchneiderMule06 It appears giganto mutant floppy-earred rabbits like the taste of leather
  10. @haterface she thinks she's a rottweiler and has figured out how to jump on my bed
  11. When my rabbit sees me coming to take something away from her, she chews faster #myrabbitisajerk
  12. @YBBCHICAGO I have GOT to drag myself to one of those
  13. @ErnestWilkins wth is an "oatmeal cream pie"?
  14. HAHA! I'm there w u on the coke bottle glasses! RT @BrentDPayne: Pic of @BrentDPayne in Grade School #nerd #scary http://post.ly/De2q
  15. @chirish01 From breakups to hangovers, Chipotle patches up MY soul
  16. RT @baldintheusa: The Jesus Lizard IS playing @MetroChicago 2night.David Yow bruised ribs last night but he's David Yow so that ain't shit.
  17. I don't even watch sports, but I'll root for the Noles. Why? Because @ernestwilkins is asking us 2! Let's whatever u do in fb 2 make goals!
  18. @ryankiefer @iaman That kinda looks like a tarantula face
  19. @iaman I have zero idea what that emoticon is....
  20. @Marcusist hahaha...I love that your dogs name is The Intern