Abtony
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Ironically, Christmas this year is a Good Friday.
about 1 hour ago
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Calling it a day.
Lost the to-do list.
about 2 hours ago
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.@: Kudos on joining Twitter. Everybody here can now abuse you at no cost.
about 13 hours ago
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1,099 days until 25th December 2012.
Houston, do you copy?
about 20 hours ago
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when you start to lookout for fat-free in everything.
about 21 hours ago
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Would Gandalf have been the Santa Claus of the Middle-earth?!
8:55 AM Dec 21st
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FLASHNEWS: Manmohan Singh has urged all ministers to meet on Google Wave and solve the Telangana partition.
3:36 AM Dec 21st
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The lady on-call from HDFC Loans is friggin' awesome. I'm literally having fun flirting with her.
1:33 AM Dec 21st
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Taylor Swift to play "Supergirl"?
I want Kanye West to know about it.
12:45 AM Dec 21st
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The Mayans should have picked this year for the end of the world as Lady Gaga is throned the most listened artist of 2009 on last.fm.
11:46 PM Dec 19th
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Lord Krishna must be from Pandora. He too has blue skin as last seen on Cartoon Network.
8:29 PM Dec 19th
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Tiger is reported of being home watching cartoons & eating cereal.
He shalt no longer be referred as "Tiger". "Pussy" sounds good enough.
1:09 AM Dec 19th
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Being home alone, it's time to try the Sharma-aunty-trick on the neighbour for lunch using the SPRITE FRIDGE PACK.
10:09 PM Dec 18th
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I believe that the 140 private jets & 2000 limousines of the world leaders at the Copenhagen summit had nothing to do with global warming.
7:17 AM Dec 18th
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Looks like it that the Iranian Cyber Army also got a Gmail invite.
6:04 AM Dec 18th
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With sore-throat, I sound like Mojo Jojo.
12:58 AM Dec 18th
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Dear Telangana, it's too much to ask but still, can you trade the IMAX in Hyderabad for J.Jayalalitha. She is worth more than the deal.
11:06 PM Dec 17th
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Note to Self: Ordering Choco Frappe with whipped cream extra at Cafe Coffee Day gets you the topping only.
5:36 AM Dec 17th
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Couples who wish to take their relationships to the next level should take it on an elevator.
4:27 AM Dec 17th
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Chiranjeevi's fast over Telangana issue is a Tollywood movie right?
11:01 PM Dec 16th
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- Name Ąßя@Ĥám αИ‡Őמÿ
- Location MadRas
- Web http://abtony.me
- Bio 5'11 123 lbs | Humorist | Mac Fanboy | BITS Alumnus | Ardent Chelsea FC Fan | Certified Timewasting Engineer | And yeah, I can FLEX my muscles!
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