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AbsoluteZero10

  1. when people signal after they've changed lanes #shinslist #thanksbuddy
  2. Solar eclipse through my telescope with solar lens. Almost half way! twitter.com/AbsoluteZero10…
  3. Mikko!!!!! Koivu with a skate goal for the Finns.
  4. @Maroon_Loon Hey bud. U left your Card at the Up bar. I just looked at the name and saw it was yours. I was bartending, so just a heads up.
  5. When people think of Hendrick Motorsports, who will they think of? Jeff Gordon or Jimmie Johnson? #nascar
  6. I have two free wrist bands to Johnny Holms tonight if anyone is interested.
  7. Always wear a brimmed hat while taking a final. It helps a lot.
  8. #UseTittiesInAMovieTitle The Girl with the Titties tatoo.
  9. #UseTittiesInAMovieTitle Sex and the Titties
  10. #UseTittiesInAMovieTitle The Perfect Titties.
  11. I'm not a football fan at all but very glad to see the Bill pass. It's about creating jobs and revenue for MN and MPLS. #Vikings
  12. With this combination, there is only one thing to do. #irishcarbombs twitter.com/AbsoluteZero10…
  13. With this combination, there is only one thing to do. #irishcarbombs twitter.com/AbsoluteZero10…
  14. It just shows you how good Bert is announcing after he has been gone for a week. Adds so much to the game.
  15. I love how @dangerr33(Steve Rennan) and (Jason)@Michalicash were giving me shit about my fantasy team, yet, I'm beating them both. #suckit
  16. I don't know if Pujols hit a HR or not. Maybe I'll ask @MN_Colt_45. #RTmuch
  17. Cuddy goes yard with a Grand Slam in Colorado. 3rd HR of the season.
  18. Spent $719 on diamond ring, $107 at the liquor store, $9 at five guys and $54 on gas. So far today has been expensive.
  19. New ring for her. twitter.com/AbsoluteZero10…
  20. I wanted to be here early this morning but I finally arrived. Another year of Pancake day. Haven't missed a year since I was 5.