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AbsolutOlivia

  1. I be trippin', I be flippin', I be so belligerent
  2. Believe me sweetie, I got enough to feed the needy.
  3. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said, no you can't do that, he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.
  4. Who you placing the blame on? You keep on singing the same song. Let bygones be bygones.
  5. My head to the sky, my feet on the ground
  6. Her mind is Tiffany twisted, she's got the Mercedes Benz. She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys that she calls friends.
  7. The last few days were beyond crazy.... did that really happen?
  8. I had a dream I could buy my way to heaven.
  9. Bitch, you wasn't with me shootin' in the gym.
  10. I also hate celebrity accounts that only promote themselves and have nothing interesting to say. Ever.
  11. I reallllly hate that you can't retweet people with private accounts.......
  12. Everybody dies famous in a small town.
  13. Shootin' like Jimmer
  14. Lord knows I'm a sinner, pain pills for dinner.
  15. I am so good at cleaning, it's incredible. Adderall helps too.
  16. Just want to tell @tenaci0us_t that she is an amazing friend and a beautiful person. Thanks for being such a strong shoulder to lean on..