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  1. This is the most brilliant reaction to The X Factor that I have ever seen. http://tr.im/HVJj about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. Positively rockin'. http://tr.im/HUcs (via @JazzCarrot) about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. @MrCaiMac Soiling yourself with glee is a perfectly reasonable response to this news. 8:18 PM Dec 16th from TweetDeck in reply to MrCaiMac
  4. RT @timminchin: Half of all December sales of White Wine in the Sun go to Autism research. Buy: http://bit.ly/8SucQ5. 6:02 PM Dec 16th from TweetDeck
  5. RT @timminchin: Half of all December sales of White Wine in the Sun go to Autism research. Buy: http://bit.ly/8SucQ5. And charting missi ... 6:02 PM Dec 16th from TweetDeck
  6. @edyong209 Alternate. 4:23 PM Dec 16th from Echofon in reply to edyong209
  7. @edyong209 Surely the right to make cock gags on television is the whole purpose of a science degree? Or have I been hideously mislead? 3:12 PM Dec 16th from Echofon in reply to edyong209
  8. @edyong209 Awesome - and you're cracked.com's elephant cock expert! Also: I am exceptionally proud of my lolmonger status. 3:08 PM Dec 16th from Echofon in reply to edyong209
  9. Biology is mostly just a series of elaborate cock gags. http://tr.im/HK80 2:43 PM Dec 16th from TweetDeck
  10. @yamyamjones Adam Hills. 1:30 PM Dec 16th from TweetDeck
  11. I'm pretty sure I've seen this guy somewhere before. http://tr.im/HP7P #royalvariety 12:59 PM Dec 16th from TweetDeck
  12. Someone should tell MIKA that he's got something on his face. #royalvariety 12:16 PM Dec 16th from TweetDeck
  13. @jonronson What took you to Broadmoor? My tutor's wife used to be clinical director of women's services there. 11:52 AM Dec 16th from TweetDeck in reply to jonronson
  14. Fuck you, Sony. I won't do what you tell me. http://tr.im/HNpl 10:52 AM Dec 16th from TweetDeck
  15. RT @AdamRutherford: Nature's @cop15 making daily films http://bit.ly/3uCMpY Ep1, confusion & organisational meltdown: great start dudes ... 6:11 AM Dec 16th from TweetDeck
  16. James Randi, you break my heart. http://tr.im/HMuL 5:27 AM Dec 16th from TweetDeck
  17. Fuck you, National Rail. FUCK YOU. 9:05 PM Dec 15th from TweetDeck
  18. I'm listening to The Magnificent Seven theme tune & trying to reduce my rail fare by splitting tickets. #rockandrollmotherfuckers 8:01 PM Dec 15th from TweetDeck
  19. It's Tuesday. It's 10.30pm. LET'S MEET THE CONTESTANTS. #BBC4 2:31 PM Dec 15th from TweetDeck
  20. Best. Story. Ever. http://tr.im/HJ9r 2:07 PM Dec 15th from TweetDeck
  • Name Heather Stevens
  • Location Gomorrah
  • Web http://teethofhel...
  • Bio 'The genetic equivalent of a semen encrusted tube sock.'
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