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AbiTheArab

@Ello_Barbie Oni I feel exactly the same. I just sunbathe and take books with me. Then fail to open them. about 3 hours ago via web in reply to Ello_Barbie
Working in the dungeon. It is cold and smells like boys #yuk about 8 hours ago via web
@beckyshazza @HannahHolliday1 That is quite cute. Sorry I blew you off to go sunbathing! My cider was calling to me :) xx 11:42 AM May 23rd via web in reply to beckyshazza
Fuck revision. Cider, sunbathing and rounders are more important. #adheringtostudentstereotype 11:38 AM May 23rd via web
It's sunny, I have a parcel of food and I will be chatting to @HannahHolliday1 and @beckyshazza later on #smiles 2:12 AM May 23rd via web
@HannahHolliday1 @beckyshazza I will be the most glad. You know what I get like during exam time.... 11:38 AM May 22nd via web in reply to HannahHolliday1
beckyshazza @AbiTheArab and @HannahHolliday1 ill be ever so glad when your bloody exams are over! 3:19 AM May 22nd via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by AbiTheArab
nvsnvsdfjvpodsfvndslv nfsoivhdo;vfhewo sums up how I feel right about now #confused 11:20 AM May 22nd via web
Gutted I am not going to the play offs. Watching it on my laptop surrounded by revision will not be fun #thisdegreehadbetterbeworthit #utb 11:49 AM May 21st via web
Causing a goose war because we tried to feed the babies shredded wheat #oops 10:33 AM May 21st via web
Arabic speaking today. God knows why I decided to do it in the first place #dyingapainfuldeath 5:59 AM May 17th via web
Some bastard stole my M and Ms that were half hanging out of the vending machine after I paid for them #angry 3:29 AM May 16th via web
Really dont think I can afford Wembley #trainsaretoobloodyexpensive 4:04 AM May 15th via web
Wishes I could be at the lane tonight but I probably should go to my last seminar #utb #wembley 5:32 AM May 14th via web
maxrushden I am proud that a dog is the most talented person in Britain. We'll definitely solve the financial crisis... #BGT 1:54 PM May 12th via web Retweeted by AbiTheArab and 559 others
Dress shopping is probably one of the best ways for me to feel less stressed about work #retailtherapy 7:32 AM May 12th via web
Only one thing I will be doing tonight #youfillupmysenses #utb 9:01 AM May 11th via web
It's ten tors weekend! Every year I get more jealous #goodluckstoodley 4:55 AM May 11th via web
Free food Thursdays #yum 6:21 AM May 10th via web
So much for no more drinking unitl after exams #rulesaremadetobebroken 6:39 AM May 8th via web