AaronNevins
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The worst Happy Days spin-off was "Potsie and Mr. Cunningham Are the Only Survivors".
about 23 hours ago
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There should be an online dating site for single online dating sites to meet and hook up.
9:26 AM Dec 17th
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I was at a concert and there was a guy who, judging by his excitement, was clearly mistaking Alex's Lemonade Stand for Mike's Hard Lemonade.
8:09 PM Dec 16th
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A joke that would work if there were someone named Rhett Oliver: What's black and white and Rhett Oliver? A black and white Rhett Oliver.
4:12 PM Dec 16th
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Sorry, I was giving Twitter two weeks of the silent treatment. It knows what it did.
3:55 PM Dec 16th
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@ Thanks, man. You know I love Sister Hazel.
12:30 PM Dec 3rd
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the fact that every time I have to go bowling, the bowling alley is closed because of a murder.
6:42 PM Nov 25th
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Had a joke ready to go, but I'm afraid it reveals too much about the way I pee. I'll withhold it.
1:43 PM Nov 23rd
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Wait, so it's NOT an ad for some kind of Wes Anderson AT&T movie?
9:18 PM Nov 21st
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@ No, because I tend to assume all of his characters are werewolves.
6:45 PM Nov 21st
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Saw an Indiana Jones action figure and thought it was the guy from that show Dirty Jobs. What's wrong with me?
5:30 PM Nov 21st
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Compiling my end-of-decade list of the best '90s films where Jack Nicholson plays two characters.
2:49 PM Nov 21st
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How many ding-dongs does it take to install a ding-dong machine? 10.
6:38 PM Nov 19th
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My top two favorite movies are about failed relationships. My third is about a dog who plays basketball. And my fourth is Air Bud.
2:16 PM Nov 19th
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I come on Twitter to make a joke about a five-year-old Jay-Z lyric, and it turns out @ did so 17 minutes ago. Mind blown.
2:51 AM Nov 15th
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One time, I thought I was getting into a fake rap battle and it turned out to be real. It's a mistake I pray no one else makes.
3:12 PM Nov 14th
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What is it that they say about the amount of baskets that you're supposed to put all your eggs into? It's one, right?
3:31 PM Nov 13th
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Yet again, Opposite Town has the highest crime rate in the country.
5:25 PM Nov 12th
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Why do video games never feature realistic depictions of coin-collecting?
12:08 PM Nov 11th
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Just came up with a prank drink that unliquifies itself upon entering your mouth. It's for my new prank drink show.
9:38 AM Nov 11th
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- Name Aaron Nevins
- Location Somers Point, NJ
- Bio I plan to use Twitter as a forum for revealing secrets about myself, each more life-shattering than the last until I make the front page of something.
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