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A_Webster

@patbits Ah, the famous New York lighting district. 20 minutes ago via web in reply to patbits
Blake Griffin slam dunk highlights: 'NBA Jam' style theverge.com/2012/5/25/3043… about 1 hour ago via Tweet Button
Oh man, I totally forgot my towel. about 2 hours ago via web
Right now, at this very moment, there's a dragon in space. about 7 hours ago via web
I have hacked a life. I am a lifehacker. about 19 hours ago via web
The Importance of Ernest Going to Camp about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
kotaku.com/5913102/rumor-… about 23 hours ago via web
"Our medical insurance runs out tonight at midnight. We found this out when an employee's pregnant wife was told by her doctor." about 23 hours ago via web
@pkollar Stop being a dick and trying to help people find jobs! about 24 hours ago via web in reply to pkollar
pkollar Hey, freelance friends! Are you interested in pitching a feature for @polygon? Here's a helpful guide: theverge.com/gaming/2012/5/… 9:21 AM May 24th via web Retweeted by A_Webster and 6 others
MrGeorgeWallace Bon jour to my fans in French Canada. Aboot to my fans in normal Canada. 6:17 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android Retweeted by A_Webster and 47 others
@jaimewoo You can write a lot very quickly. 12:51 PM May 22nd via web in reply to jaimewoo
@radiomaru I'm 27 and I think I'm old and out of touch. 11:43 AM May 22nd via web in reply to radiomaru
@ohnorosco That's one hardcore facepalm. 1:14 PM May 21st via web in reply to ohnorosco
Queen Victoria would be very upset if she knew that I was working today. 8:48 AM May 21st via web
Probably the closest I'll get to being featured in the National Post (hidden in a crowded picture). nationalpost.com/m/wp/arts/blog… 2:13 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
Is it okay to give up on a team nine games into the season? 6:35 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
Twitter is weird. twitter.com/A_Webster/stat… 6:18 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
@mareodomo It was mine, wasn't it. 3:07 PM May 19th via web in reply to mareodomo
Remember, The Onion predicted this theonion.com/articles/socce… 3:01 PM May 19th via web

Name Andrew Webster
Location Toronto (ish)
Web http://about.me/a...
Bio I write puns and sometimes news for The Verge and spend too much time thinking about sports.