AYYSIAN
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I'm following ANYONE who follows @ right now!!! Hurry their tweets are HILARIOUS !!!!
about 3 hours ago
via web
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Opens zip to pee. Cuts his penis off.
about 11 hours ago
via web
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Works up courage to ask out the girl of his dreams. Girl doesn't hear him.
about 11 hours ago
via web
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Gets braces off. Teeth falls out.
about 11 hours ago
via web
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Goes skinny dipping. Drowns.
about 11 hours ago
via web
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Married to a white girl. Has black baby.
about 11 hours ago
via web
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Just got a belly piercing. It's a mistletoe, I don't want any confusion on where I want your lips this Christmas.
about 11 hours ago
via web
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Nothing's sexier than a girl who will make the first move every now and then. Huge turn on.
about 11 hours ago
via web
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My mirror says; "DAYUMMM! YOU LOOK SEXY!" And my camera says; "Hahahaha, wow. You look like shit.".
about 12 hours ago
via web
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My wishes: 1. To earn money without working. 2. To be smart without studying. 3. To love without being hurt. 4. To eat without getting fat.
about 12 hours ago
via web
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Sometimes a little bit of space is all you need to realize what you truly want.
about 16 hours ago
via web
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If you don't take a chance, then you'll never know...
about 17 hours ago
via web
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Looking at your best friend and laughing because you know what they’re thinking.
9:31 PM May 23rd
via web
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I really wish when I got an erection it made that light saber sound.
9:30 PM May 23rd
via web
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Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
9:29 PM May 23rd
via web
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I wonder what the first burp was like.... guy 1: *belches* guy 2: o.o wtf... KILL HIM
9:29 PM May 23rd
via web
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Casey Anthony was a good mom
1:23 PM May 19th
via HootSuite
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Kim Kardashian bangs a lot of white guys.
3:48 PM May 20th
via HootSuite
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*Pisses teacher off* Teacher: GET OUT! Me (in consuelas' voice): No...No...I stay. Teacher : GET OUT NOW!!!! Me: I stay
7:33 PM May 23rd
via web
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I'm like a really down to earth guy because you know... gravity.
7:31 PM May 23rd
via web
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- Verified Account
- Name AYYSIAN
- Location In a cameltoe.
- Web http://youtube.co...
- Bio I'd like to thank my mom for not aborting me and my dad for buying cheap condoms. #Business: ayysian@yahoo.com
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