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  1. Greenbrier High playing for Georgia's AAAA soccer title tonight. You can watch it on ghsa.tv at 7:30 p.m. Go Wolfpack! 8:51 AM May 18th via web
  2. @stephenfry Your reteaming with Hugh Laurie is the best news I've gotten since @StephenFrysDog started following me on Twitter! 6:32 AM May 15th via web
  3. And BAM, right out of the box today just got better. Fry and Laurie are teaming up again! is.gd/2TemNB 6:22 AM May 15th via web
  4. Funny quote from Quentin Crisp: "Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level." 10:06 AM May 9th via web
  5. Heh. Great quote from Dolly Parton -- "Find out who you are and do it on purpose." 6:57 AM May 7th via web
  6. I think I found my new favorite quote -- from Lily Tomlin: "No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up." 9:07 AM Apr 25th via web
  7. Maybe an old joke, but it's new to me. Q: What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? A: Dr. Dre. 6:15 AM Apr 19th via web
  8. Today's health tip: Cigarettes are like hamsters -- perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. 5:06 AM Mar 30th via web
  9. You know the old saying: If life hands you lemons, make lemonade; if life hands you melons, get tested for dyslexia. 7:45 AM Mar 29th via web
  10. @bykellyjasper This is Augusta. For golfers, Masters Week is ALWAYS Holy Week! 7:32 AM Mar 29th via web in reply to bykellyjasper
  11. Join AAAAA -- the American Association Against Annoying Acronyms. 12:02 PM Mar 23rd via web
  12. Didn't know this: Statistically, six out of seven dwarves aren't happy. 5:04 AM Mar 23rd via web
  13. How your cat is making you crazy. qr.net/h3rw FINALLY -- proof. 8:23 AM Mar 9th via web
  14. Dreamed I was in a car with @normmacdonald driving, and told him a joke that absolutely cracked him up. Now I'm trying to remember the joke. 7:27 AM Mar 7th via web
  15. Man steals Girl Scouts' cookie money. qr.net/h1vt Police are on the lookout for a guy with ABSOLUTELY NO SOUL. #girlscouts 7:43 AM Mar 6th via web
  16. The doctor will see you now. Oh, not NOW. 11:22 AM Mar 5th via Twitter for Android
  17. Chronicle Editorial Page Editor Michael Ryan will be live-chatting about Super Tuesday at 11:30. Submit questions now! qr.net/h053 6:17 AM Mar 5th via web
  18. I've got it! I'll open an Olive Garden in Rome! They LOVE Italian food over there! #badbusinessplans 8:54 AM Mar 2nd via web