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AUGIET

  1. is hanging the Do Not Disturb sign on the door, turning off the phone, and going to sleep! Good night and God Bless!!
  2. I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.
  3. Should I go to work in just my underwear tomorrow?
  4. never do tomorrow what you can do today. Procrastination is the thief of time.
  5. The key to weight loss is really just exercise, a balanced diet, and a healthy fear of walking downstairs to your kitchen alone after dark.
  6. @rexnavarrete was Braddah! Hope all is well ..... Good to see you kicking ass!
  7. Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow.
  8. I've wanted to slap some children before, but this 6-year-old boy on 'Toddlers & Tiaras' needs a punch.
  9. Therapy works, however shouting obscenities is much cheaper!
  10. Sometimes I do nice things just to score a few positive adjectives in my eulogy.
  11. There are some people that I regret losing, and some people I'm doing just fine without.
  12. Tall people shouldn't be allowed to dance together at concerts.
  13. Being happy is a choice - - - yours! Life is 10% of everything you encounter everyday, AND 90% is how you choose to handle it!
  14. Have you ever had 15 minutes of fame, if so, what was it for?
  15. Before uttering something about another person, ask yourself three questions: Is it true? Is it fair? Is it necessary?
  16. Pretty sure I saw Santa today outside a 7-11 smoking a cigarette and asking people for change.
  17. Never letting the competition define you. Instead, you have to define yourself based on a point of view you care deeply about.
  18. Better post several self-portraits a day. Your followers need to know you haven't gone ugly in the past few hours.
  19. Children see magic because they look for it.
  20. I'm smarter than you think I'm not.