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is hanging the Do Not Disturb sign on the door, turning off the phone, and going to sleep! Good night and God Bless!!
6 minutes ago
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I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.
36 minutes ago
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Should I go to work in just my underwear tomorrow?
about 1 hour ago
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never do tomorrow what you can do today. Procrastination is the thief of time.
about 2 hours ago
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The key to weight loss is really just exercise, a balanced diet, and a healthy fear of walking downstairs to your kitchen alone after dark.
about 2 hours ago
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@ was Braddah! Hope all is well ..... Good to see you kicking ass!
about 3 hours ago
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Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow.
about 3 hours ago
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I've wanted to slap some children before, but this 6-year-old boy on 'Toddlers & Tiaras' needs a punch.
about 3 hours ago
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Therapy works, however shouting obscenities is much cheaper!
about 4 hours ago
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Sometimes I do nice things just to score a few positive adjectives in my eulogy.
about 4 hours ago
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There are some people that I regret losing, and some people I'm doing just fine without.
about 5 hours ago
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Tall people shouldn't be allowed to dance together at concerts.
about 5 hours ago
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Being happy is a choice - - - yours! Life is 10% of everything you encounter everyday, AND 90% is how you choose to handle it!
about 6 hours ago
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Have you ever had 15 minutes of fame, if so, what was it for?
about 6 hours ago
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Before uttering something about another person, ask yourself three questions: Is it true? Is it fair? Is it necessary?
about 7 hours ago
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Pretty sure I saw Santa today outside a 7-11 smoking a cigarette and asking people for change.
about 7 hours ago
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Never letting the competition define you. Instead, you have to define yourself based on a point of view you care deeply about.
about 8 hours ago
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Better post several self-portraits a day. Your followers need to know you haven't gone ugly in the past few hours.
about 8 hours ago
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Children see magic because they look for it.
about 9 hours ago
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I'm smarter than you think I'm not.
about 9 hours ago
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