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MensHumor The 3 scariest words your girlfriend can ever say to you... "notice anything different?" 6:30 AM May 23rd via HootSuite Retweeted by ATresss and 3559 others
Dermatology appointment.... Like a motha fuckin boss #acne 10:40 AM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone
Awkward moment when your housemate is a guy so your boyfriend knows that all the weird feminine products in the bathroom are yours 6:11 PM May 11th via Twitter for iPhone
Here's an idea... Get your ass out of my face 1:58 PM May 11th via Twitter for iPhone
@WhitneyCummings so jazzed 1:47 PM May 11th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to WhitneyCummings
@chrisdelia fuck yes. To both. 1:46 PM May 11th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to chrisdelia
TheComedyHumor RT This If Your Parents have ever Called you with wrong name. 1:19 PM May 11th via Buffer Retweeted by ATresss and 935 others
#mcscholarship their bottom line vs. our bottom line @fionama 3:46 PM May 10th via Twitter for iPhone
#mcscholarship castellblanch.... Always compelling 3:30 PM May 10th via Twitter for iPhone
MoreSarcasm Oh, you're a customer? Please enlighten me on how to do my job correctly. 3:02 PM May 10th via web Retweeted by ATresss and 676 others
Excited to watch this! #mcscholarship 3:00 PM May 10th via Twitter for iPhone
@lisastokke you go girl! 12:04 PM May 10th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to lisastokke
Fuck #foxnews “@FoxNews: Who’s to blame for Obama’s awkward rollout on same-sex marriage -- #Biden or #Clooney? fxn.ws/KIR0un” 12:02 PM May 10th via Twitter for iPhone
You should really google image it 9:20 PM May 9th via Twitter for iPhone
What would a Russian accent in German even sound like? 9:18 PM May 9th via Twitter for iPhone
"If cat was by the window more, do you think she would be lighter?"... "In character or in actual fur color?" 9:18 PM May 9th via Twitter for iPhone
PPact 52 years ago today, the first oral contraceptive was introduced! 52 years later, lawmakers are somehow still debating about access to it. 11:47 AM May 9th via HootSuite Retweeted by ATresss and 348 others
NickYoussef That was really South Carolina of you, North Carolina. 9:02 PM May 8th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by ATresss and 1178 others
ComedyPosts Best way to kill your enemies? SMILE. 7:02 AM May 9th via Twuffer Retweeted by ATresss and 1263 others
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Name Amanda Trescott
Location San Francisco
Bio My aspiration to become a creepy cat person are becoming more and more reachable with every passing day...