ATTN_CITIZENS
STAND BY FOR FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS.
| HOWEVER, CURRENT REGULATIONS DO NOT PERMIT YOU TO PAY YOUR ANNUAL TAX TO THE STATE IN COPPER COINS DUE TO NATIONAL SHIPPING COSTS. |
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| WHY NOT PAY FOR A MEAL OUT WITH SMALL COPPER COINS? YOUR SERVER MAY BE AMUSED AND IT WILL BE AN EXCELLENT CONVERSATION PIECE WITH YOUR DATE. |
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| WE SUGGEST THAT ALL CITIZENS FIND OTHER WAYS TO KEEP SMALL COINS CIRCULATING. |
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| IF YOU ARE DISCOVERED TO BE MELTING COINS DOWN FOR THEIR CONSTITUENT PARTS, YOU TOO WILL BE MELTED DOWN FOR YOUR CONSTITUENT PARTS. |
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| AS ALWAYS MELTING DOWN OUR CURRENCY FOR THE PRECIOUS METALS CONTAINED WITHIN IS STRICTLY ILLEGAL. |
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| SOME HAVE OBSERVED THAT THEY ARE SO RICH THAT THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH OUR SMALLEST CURRENCY COMPRISED OF A SMALL COPPER COIN. |
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| CITIZENS MAY HAVE NOTICED SPENDING MANY MORE CREDITS ON GOODS AND SERVICES THAN THEY WERE A DECADE AGO. THIS IS A SIGN THAT YOU ARE RICHER. |
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| THERE IS NO TRUTH TO THE RUMORS AND LIES ABOUT THE FAILURE OF OUR CURRENCY. OUR CURRENCY REMAINS STRONG. |
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| IT IS NOW TIME FOR LESSONS ON OUR ECONOMY. |
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| STAND BY FOR FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS. |
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| WE ARE STILL ANALYZING THIS SURPRISING RESULT. |
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| WHEN CITIZENS REPORT SHOWERING TOGETHER, THERE ALSO APPEARS TO BE A SLIGHT INCREASE IN PROCREATION AS WELL. |
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| FOR EXAMPLE, MANY CITIZENS REPORT THAT THEY CAN CONSERVE BY CHOOSING TO SHARE WASHING FACILITIES. |
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| THESE GOALS INCLUDE SHARING OF APPROPRIATE RESOURCES WHERE POSSIBLE. |
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| WHILE COHABITATION IS NOT REQUIRED, IT DOES SUPPORT MANY OF THE GOALS OF OUR NATION-STATE. |
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| IT IS NOW TIME TO DISCUSS COHABITATION AMONG CITIZENS. |
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| STAND BY FOR FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS. |
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| THANK YOU FOR YOUR PARTICIPATION. |
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| PLEASE NOTE THAT THOSE CITIZENS PURCHASING ROLLING PAPERS WITHOUT ALSO PURCHASING TOBACCO MUST STILL SIGN THE APPROPRIATE FORM. |
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