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  1. STAND BY FOR FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS. 8:28 PM May 22nd, 2008 from web
  2. IF PRESSED FOR TIME, WE RECOMMEND JUST HANDING OVER THE WRITTEN NOTE, POINTING OUT THE OFFENSIVE PORTIONS AND SAYING, "I DON'T MEAN THAT." 8:28 PM May 22nd, 2008 from web
  3. WE SUGGEST THAT ALL CITIZENS WRITE DOWN WHAT THEY ATTEMPT TO IMPART TO OTHERS SO THAT THEY MAY REVIEW IT FOR POSSIBLE OFFENSES. 8:27 PM May 22nd, 2008 from web
  4. THIS MEANS YOU, CITIZEN #50422965. YOUR POOR UPBRINGING AND GENERAL LACK OF INTELLIGENCE IS NO EXCUSE. 8:26 PM May 22nd, 2008 from web
  5. ANY CITIZENS CAUGHT COMMUNICATING IN SUCH A MANNER WILL BE SUBJECT TO PUBLIC HUMILIATION. 8:26 PM May 22nd, 2008 from web
  6. CITIZENS ARE DISCOURAGED FROM COMMUNICATING WITH ONE ANOTHER USING OBSCENE LANGUAGE OR AD HOMINEM CHARACTER ATTACKS. 8:25 PM May 22nd, 2008 from web
  7. IT IS NOW TIME FOR INFORMATION ON APPROPRIATE COMMUNICATION. 8:24 PM May 22nd, 2008 from web
  8. STAND BY FOR FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS. 6:38 AM Mar 24th, 2008 from web
  9. HOWEVER, CURRENT REGULATIONS DO NOT PERMIT YOU TO PAY YOUR ANNUAL TAX TO THE STATE IN COPPER COINS DUE TO NATIONAL SHIPPING COSTS. 6:36 AM Mar 24th, 2008 from web
  10. WHY NOT PAY FOR A MEAL OUT WITH SMALL COPPER COINS? YOUR SERVER MAY BE AMUSED AND IT WILL BE AN EXCELLENT CONVERSATION PIECE WITH YOUR DATE. 6:35 AM Mar 24th, 2008 from web
  11. WE SUGGEST THAT ALL CITIZENS FIND OTHER WAYS TO KEEP SMALL COINS CIRCULATING. 6:34 AM Mar 24th, 2008 from web
  12. IF YOU ARE DISCOVERED TO BE MELTING COINS DOWN FOR THEIR CONSTITUENT PARTS, YOU TOO WILL BE MELTED DOWN FOR YOUR CONSTITUENT PARTS. 6:33 AM Mar 24th, 2008 from web
  13. AS ALWAYS MELTING DOWN OUR CURRENCY FOR THE PRECIOUS METALS CONTAINED WITHIN IS STRICTLY ILLEGAL. 6:32 AM Mar 24th, 2008 from web
  14. SOME HAVE OBSERVED THAT THEY ARE SO RICH THAT THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH OUR SMALLEST CURRENCY COMPRISED OF A SMALL COPPER COIN. 6:31 AM Mar 24th, 2008 from web
  15. CITIZENS MAY HAVE NOTICED SPENDING MANY MORE CREDITS ON GOODS AND SERVICES THAN THEY WERE A DECADE AGO. THIS IS A SIGN THAT YOU ARE RICHER. 6:31 AM Mar 24th, 2008 from web
  16. THERE IS NO TRUTH TO THE RUMORS AND LIES ABOUT THE FAILURE OF OUR CURRENCY. OUR CURRENCY REMAINS STRONG. 6:29 AM Mar 24th, 2008 from web
  17. IT IS NOW TIME FOR LESSONS ON OUR ECONOMY. 6:29 AM Mar 24th, 2008 from web
  18. STAND BY FOR FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS. 12:14 PM Nov 25th, 2007 from web
  19. WE ARE STILL ANALYZING THIS SURPRISING RESULT. 12:13 PM Nov 25th, 2007 from web
  20. WHEN CITIZENS REPORT SHOWERING TOGETHER, THERE ALSO APPEARS TO BE A SLIGHT INCREASE IN PROCREATION AS WELL. 12:13 PM Nov 25th, 2007 from web