ATTN_CITIZENS
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STAND BY FOR FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS.
8:28 PM May 22nd, 2008
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IF PRESSED FOR TIME, WE RECOMMEND JUST HANDING OVER THE WRITTEN NOTE, POINTING OUT THE OFFENSIVE PORTIONS AND SAYING, "I DON'T MEAN THAT."
8:28 PM May 22nd, 2008
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WE SUGGEST THAT ALL CITIZENS WRITE DOWN WHAT THEY ATTEMPT TO IMPART TO OTHERS SO THAT THEY MAY REVIEW IT FOR POSSIBLE OFFENSES.
8:27 PM May 22nd, 2008
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THIS MEANS YOU, CITIZEN #50422965. YOUR POOR UPBRINGING AND GENERAL LACK OF INTELLIGENCE IS NO EXCUSE.
8:26 PM May 22nd, 2008
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ANY CITIZENS CAUGHT COMMUNICATING IN SUCH A MANNER WILL BE SUBJECT TO PUBLIC HUMILIATION.
8:26 PM May 22nd, 2008
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CITIZENS ARE DISCOURAGED FROM COMMUNICATING WITH ONE ANOTHER USING OBSCENE LANGUAGE OR AD HOMINEM CHARACTER ATTACKS.
8:25 PM May 22nd, 2008
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IT IS NOW TIME FOR INFORMATION ON APPROPRIATE COMMUNICATION.
8:24 PM May 22nd, 2008
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STAND BY FOR FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS.
6:38 AM Mar 24th, 2008
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HOWEVER, CURRENT REGULATIONS DO NOT PERMIT YOU TO PAY YOUR ANNUAL TAX TO THE STATE IN COPPER COINS DUE TO NATIONAL SHIPPING COSTS.
6:36 AM Mar 24th, 2008
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WHY NOT PAY FOR A MEAL OUT WITH SMALL COPPER COINS? YOUR SERVER MAY BE AMUSED AND IT WILL BE AN EXCELLENT CONVERSATION PIECE WITH YOUR DATE.
6:35 AM Mar 24th, 2008
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WE SUGGEST THAT ALL CITIZENS FIND OTHER WAYS TO KEEP SMALL COINS CIRCULATING.
6:34 AM Mar 24th, 2008
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IF YOU ARE DISCOVERED TO BE MELTING COINS DOWN FOR THEIR CONSTITUENT PARTS, YOU TOO WILL BE MELTED DOWN FOR YOUR CONSTITUENT PARTS.
6:33 AM Mar 24th, 2008
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AS ALWAYS MELTING DOWN OUR CURRENCY FOR THE PRECIOUS METALS CONTAINED WITHIN IS STRICTLY ILLEGAL.
6:32 AM Mar 24th, 2008
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SOME HAVE OBSERVED THAT THEY ARE SO RICH THAT THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH OUR SMALLEST CURRENCY COMPRISED OF A SMALL COPPER COIN.
6:31 AM Mar 24th, 2008
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CITIZENS MAY HAVE NOTICED SPENDING MANY MORE CREDITS ON GOODS AND SERVICES THAN THEY WERE A DECADE AGO. THIS IS A SIGN THAT YOU ARE RICHER.
6:31 AM Mar 24th, 2008
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THERE IS NO TRUTH TO THE RUMORS AND LIES ABOUT THE FAILURE OF OUR CURRENCY. OUR CURRENCY REMAINS STRONG.
6:29 AM Mar 24th, 2008
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IT IS NOW TIME FOR LESSONS ON OUR ECONOMY.
6:29 AM Mar 24th, 2008
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STAND BY FOR FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS.
12:14 PM Nov 25th, 2007
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WE ARE STILL ANALYZING THIS SURPRISING RESULT.
12:13 PM Nov 25th, 2007
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WHEN CITIZENS REPORT SHOWERING TOGETHER, THERE ALSO APPEARS TO BE A SLIGHT INCREASE IN PROCREATION AS WELL.
12:13 PM Nov 25th, 2007
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