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ASourAppleTree

  1. I misread the card. It is something called a “couple’s shower,” only 83% less hawt than it sounds. 19 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  2. My gift will be overlooking this faux pas. 24 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  3. Since when did inviting people to a reception but not the wedding become an ok thing to do? 25 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  4. FORTIS ET FIDELIS instagr.am/p/LDeRFZgWD3/ about 6 hours ago via Instagram
  5. @ZackHarold More like “Chopped.” about 8 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to ZackHarold
  6. @WolfDreamer1112 Thanks :) about 8 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to WolfDreamer1112
  7. #FF #trollhard @tom_bragg @Patchy_Beard @thomaswsayre about 8 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  8. @AreaMan_ Like any foreigner, he was prolly always mixing it w/ tobacco, too. about 8 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to AreaMan_
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  11. Shocked by these revelations about Obama’s stoner day. Everyone knows that the integrity of puff-puff-pass rotation is sacred.#NoIntercepton about 8 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  12. @robcwv Somewhere Warren McGraw woke up in a cold sweat & renounced slaw forever. about 9 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to robcwv
  13. #FF people from whom I learn stuff @Candace07 @oncee @CGarison @ryrivard @lmessina @jaredwv @robcwv @josephchambers @WSAZKari @bubbaprog about 9 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
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  • Name Chris James
  • Location Huntington, West Virginia
  • Web http://sourapplet...
  • Bio Pretend author, dispenser of specialized political snark, slaw advocate. Rarely shaves & enjoys Instagram, but not a career hipster.
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