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  1. RT @mikeaddis: This jew chopped down an Xmas tree for the family, strapped it to the roof... And got a discount!
  2. Stump the old man tonight and win a 2010 CDR Calendar!
  3. RT @matthewpaulwals: shane mcGowan dictionaries are on sale at Borders, next to coffee bean and heroin store
  4. Tenacious D absolutely rocked the core of UCBTLA. http://bit.ly/5m4myT http://bit.ly/51ASeg #cdr
  5. @PFTompkins had a joke stare down w a fan and PFT WON! http://bit.ly/8GQ4A1 http://bit.ly/6QVzXk #cdr
  6. RT @PFTompkins: Congratulations to @ScottAukerman and Comedy Death Ray-- over $19,000 raised for the Los Angeles REGIONAL Food Bank!
  7. Folks, this night is weird. Ben Stiller suddenly shows up for Zach G's Btwn 2 Ferns. http://bit.ly/8wOlQW
  8. Zach G hosts a surprise CDR edition of Btwn 2 Ferns w the auction winner as guest! #cdr http://bit.ly/7hsO4V
  9. Here's a pic of @mattbesser w his championship belt at the cdr Nativity Pageant! http://bit.ly/5aFVQm
  10. @mattbesser just broke the world records for most jokes in 1 min and most characters in 5 mins! USA! USA! USA!
  11. Tonight we're joined by Alex Fernie from the truly hilarious @convoyimprov!
  12. RT @eugcordero: boy, rain sure is fun right you guys...guys? NOOOOOO! (that is me talking to my friends made of sand)
  13. RT @robdelaney: I know I shouldn't, since I'm not handicapped, but sometimes it's just easier to take a crap in a handicapped parking spot.
  14. On this Follow Friday, allow me to suggest two funny (unrelated) Campbells! @Neilerdude, @heathercampbell #ff
  15. RT @robdelaney: Methinks *SOMEBODY's* getting laid tonight! (If it's you, may I watch from behind a plant?)
  16. RT @eugcordero: have fun in ASSSSCAT tonight! Tim Meadows is cool as hell.
  17. @Bryceforvice Thanks! Hope you enjoyed it.
  18. Mookie Blaiklock is backstage hitting a punching bag as he prepares to deliver monologues tonight.
  19. RT @birbigs: So my real snake ate my robotic hamster, and now my real snake is dead, and my real hamsters are thrilled. #christmas
  20. RT @patbaer: LA friends: bid on the chance to tell monologues at ASSSSCAT (LA) http://bit.ly/5IHeI5