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  1. To all my followers: YOU MUST SLOW DOWN and save gas....otherwise...the $4-5 per gallon will be here SOONER!! Please...whats the hurry?
  2. Off to 25 Happy Traffic Violators in COVINA.They don't start out happy, but by the time I get done wid em,they won't leave! IMPROV TRFK SKL
  3. I am sending a warning on MRTRAFFIC.COM to all motorists who want to speed. Gas prices $4-5 in the near future, ruining economic recovery!
  4. 21 Traffic Violators in Beverly Hills class...an actor, a producer, rich kids, not so rich, but, all laughing their heads off. Nice.
  5. Ok,random thought of the day-lunch w/creator of Laverne&Shirley. Bad for me to go12345678 Schlameel Schlamazel Hassenpfeffer Incorporated?
  6. All day at Ontario Convention Center with my Improv Traffic School Students. Next door, some pentecostal group. I am gonna speak in tongues.
  7. MR. TRAFFIC'S DRIVING TIP OF THE DAY: Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. Drive safe. NO TWEETS WHILE DRIVING!
  8. WARNING: American Idol runs 5 minutes overtime, so you will miss Adam's last song if you don't set your DVR/TIVO/VCR. Adam for the WIN!
  9. Well...it was all great in my Redondo Beach Traffic School until the dumbass 16 year old came back 20 min. late, and I kicked his ass out.
  10. Kevin....saw Star Trek last night......A BLOCKBUSTER even if you are not an ST fan! Go see it!
  11. WARNING: Oil prices are climbing again. We MUST curtail our driving AND speeding if you don't want $4-5 gas this summer. WE MUST!!!!
  12. Going to a 7:30pm screening of Star Trek........BEAM ME UP SCOTTY!!
  13. Joy Behar needs hew OWN show. Girl....you getting GOOD at this!!
  14. teaching in Huntington Beach traffic school with people who think TEXTING while driving is ok. STOOPID!!!!!!
  15. I'm speaking today at LA City Council meeting on saving Public Access, which has been stolen back by cable companies. I started there 1990.
  16. Ok,I'm interviewing Obama's new Traffic Safety guy for XM/SIRIUS this week, and I'm gonna ask him about banning Cell while driving!THOUGHTS?
  17. Off to teach my famed traffic school class in LOVELY Buena Park at Knotts Resort....only problem...lost my voice yesterday. Enter Tallulah!
  18. MR. TRAFFIC TIP FOR THE DAY:A yellow light does NOT mean "SPEED UP." The #1 cause of car crashes in LA is people trying to make a light.DUMB
  19. Does ANYONE work harder than Ryan Seacrest? ANYONE. I admire achievement. (well maybe Ashton does too)
  20. Perez held his own with Dennis Prager. Self Righeous Religious crap.