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  1. Do NOT DRINK&SPOOK tonight. Halloween one of the worst DUI nights of the year! Tonight is an ARRESTAPALOOZA! Designate before you celebrate.
  2. @BarbaraJWalters Hey, its Bubbles cousin Kenny Morse in LA. LOVE YOU.
  3. @kingsthings:of COURSE the family of the wrong way driver doesn't want it to be substance related....the one thing not mentioned: LAWSUITS!!
  4. I am going to Washington DC to help get using CELL PHONES banned (no hands free..no texting). STOP TWEETING WHILE YOU DRIVE!!! Its insane!
  5. Guess who has a 5 page profile in this week's THE NEW YORKER? MR.TRAFFIC!! Not bad....eh? http://www.mrtraffic.com/ne...
  6. Next Monday,a cool profile on me in THE NEW YORKER MAGAZINE. SemiFame means I'm not as famous as many, but WAY more than YOU dude! ;)
  7. Here is the spot which starts airing next Wednesday on XM/SIRIUS Premiere Radio Networks about Drunk Driving http://mrtraffic.com/dui.mp3
  8. Ontario Convention Center for my traffic school class. If people would just drive as if their lives depended on it..I could retire.
  9. Going to final of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE. I'm over the moon about it. This show is WAY better than Idol!
  10. 2 HUNT.BCH 2 teach 25 traffic violators 2 drive w/o breakn the law OR use cell and do NOT TWEET while driving! http://www.mrtraffic.com
  11. Recording annual Labor day interview with NHTSA people for XM/Sirius next week.
  12. Saturday-Covina-..my speeding, running red lights traffic violators at Improv Traffic School..ah....SOMEONE has to pay for my bling!
  13. having celebrities in traffic school is always fun..or should I say a JOURNEY
  14. Off to class in Beverly Hills. The questions is-will they come with the usual ATTITUDE: "Oh..he THINKS he's FUNNY!"? Drive Safe today kids.
  15. on my way 2 see Adam at idols. go adam!
  16. Another Sat w/ 25 traffic violators in Hunt Bch at IMPROV TRAFFIC SCHOOL. Ah,all the people who are in a hurry to get to the next red light.
  17. On a day like today,TRY to remember how lucky YOU are - how grateful YOU should be.After all,you are watching IT..it is NOT watching YOU! :)
  18. Hope you all have a GREAT July 4th. DO NOT DRINK & DRIVE. Police out in 5x the enforcement. Enjoy but designate B4 u Celebrate!
  19. Ok....TRAFFIC around my house NEEDS MR. TRAFFIC because of all the people jamming MJ's star at Chinese theatre. Its a nightmare.
  20. Full house today of students in Irvine for Improv Traffic School. Do NOT have phone in your hand. Its NOT $20..with penalties...86-139.