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investigations show that Citizen @ is a techno-hipster in denial.
7:11 PM Nov 14th
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apologizes for any interruptions (read: excessive censorship) to Twitter client services whilst rolling out new WolframAlpha ECHELON engine.
7:05 PM Nov 14th
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SECURITY ALERT: Condition cat on a hot tin roof declared as weather machine testing results in somewhat undesirable results.
2:32 AM Nov 10th
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investigations show that Free Slurpee Day is in no way related to yet another Government conspiracy to fill your bodies with evil nanytes.
1:39 AM Nov 7th
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hopes that Citizen @ and the afore-linked nameless man can become best friends. What with their shared love of ugly hats.
2:44 AM Nov 5th
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In effort of sharing info more relevant to Citizen @, here is a picture of someone wearing an ugly hat.
2:44 AM Nov 5th
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recommends following the Citizen Neala (the brain behind @) offering reviews, competitions and audio/visual awesomeness.
11:53 PM Nov 4th
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brings you the following public service announcement: 'Always blow on the pie.'
5:28 AM Nov 2nd
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just lost The Game. If you're reading this - so did you Citizen.
7:11 AM Oct 29th
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Là où est le de fromage Citoyen @?
6:01 PM Oct 27th
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believes there is always the looming possibility of a zombie outbreak. (@)
4:40 AM Oct 27th
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records indicate that @ is always acting suspiciously. It is when he stops doing so that one needs to be worried.
4:25 AM Oct 27th
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wishes to clarify that 'Event' agents are rather similar to 'Normal' agents. Only with a slightly poorer spelling competency. @
4:13 AM Oct 27th
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assures @ that the ACMA members responsible for that decision suffered a fate unable to be repeated due to language restrictions.
4:10 AM Oct 27th
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is infiltrating @ in order to obtain advance copies of Left For Dead 2. Event Agents like to game.
4:00 AM Oct 27th
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believes although alternates such as 'wombat alert' could be used, the expected backlash from RSPCA groups is simply not worth it (@)
3:01 AM Oct 27th
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believes patterned alerts such as Herringbone may be an adequate replacement, pending evaluation from our interior designer. (@)
2:59 AM Oct 27th
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has decided security alerts shall no longer be color coded in effort to avoid discrimination against the colorblind. (1/2)
2:51 AM Oct 27th
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Alternating between Billy Ocean and DMX whilst procrastinating against riding in the hot sun.
5:23 PM Oct 26th
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SECURITY ALERT: Condition Powder Based Concealer declared as the formerly pox-ridden Citizen @ is released from quarantine.
1:33 AM Oct 26th
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- Name ASIO
- Location Canberra, Australia
- Web http://www.asio.t...
- Bio The Australian Security Intelligence Organisation (ASIO) is Australia's national security service. Unlike the former, this is a joke.
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