Profile_bird

Hey there! ASIO is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving ASIO's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

ASIO

  1. investigations show that Citizen @firstdogonmoon is now under the control of HypnoToad. about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. encourages responsible drinking. If Citizens find it necessary to fire twirl whilst drunk, it is advised you put your drink down first. about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. SECURITY ALERT: Citizens reminded that if you're 'making a face', chances are you've put that cotton bud too far into your ear. about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck
  4. reminds Citizens to know thine enemy - from guyliner to fixed gear bikes. http://bit.ly/4WcHLY 6:50 PM Dec 3rd from TweetDeck
  5. regrets to inform Citizen @Warlach that although he does not get a gun - he is provided a license to scathe with his razor sharp wit. 5:35 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  6. SECURITY ALERT: Is your home suffering from a hipster infestation? http://bit.ly/8sbuiS 5:34 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  7. is proud to appoint Citizen @Warlach as an honorary Social Media Squad agent. Hat and shoes not included. 5:23 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  8. A bearded poker face parody. http://bit.ly/8Rm3po 5:14 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  9. Stalking through someone's reddit history in the name of Secret Santa. Yawn. 4:47 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  10. is distracting Citizens with this baby otter whilst it implants their subconscious with an urge to buy custard powder. http://bit.ly/3kjKTu 6:40 AM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  11. investigations show that Citizen @m1k3y is a techno-hipster in denial. 7:11 PM Nov 14th from TweetDeck
  12. apologizes for any interruptions (read: excessive censorship) to Twitter client services whilst rolling out new WolframAlpha ECHELON engine. 7:05 PM Nov 14th from TweetDeck
  13. SECURITY ALERT: Condition cat on a hot tin roof declared as weather machine testing results in somewhat undesirable results. 2:32 AM Nov 10th from TweetDeck
  14. investigations show that Free Slurpee Day is in no way related to yet another Government conspiracy to fill your bodies with evil nanytes. 1:39 AM Nov 7th from TweetDeck
  15. hopes that Citizen @GlenDouglas and the afore-linked nameless man can become best friends. What with their shared love of ugly hats. 2:44 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
  16. In effort of sharing info more relevant to Citizen @GlenDouglas, here is a picture of someone wearing an ugly hat. http://bit.ly/3jivMu 2:44 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
  17. recommends following the Citizen Neala (the brain behind @HeraldSunHit) offering reviews, competitions and audio/visual awesomeness. 11:53 PM Nov 4th from web
  18. brings you the following public service announcement: 'Always blow on the pie.' http://bit.ly/21RuX9 5:28 AM Nov 2nd from TweetDeck
  19. just lost The Game. If you're reading this - so did you Citizen. 7:11 AM Oct 29th from TweetDeck
  20. Là où est le de fromage Citoyen @Ninjamoeba? 6:01 PM Oct 27th from TweetDeck
  • Name ASIO
  • Location Canberra, Australia
  • Web http://www.asio.t...
  • Bio The Australian Security Intelligence Organisation (ASIO) is Australia's national security service. Unlike the former, this is a joke.
2,220 Following 2,711 Followers 93 Listed
Bruce Sterling Adam Boland Herald Sun Hit Dann Matthews mosshead Joel Hathaway John Erbrederis Miss Destructo Scott Morrison Elizabeth Libby C Cack Joyeeta Alamgir Nathan Fillion EB Games Australia DARKSEID JENKINS Qtr Life Crisis Gal J L Rick Jackson Jenny Allford Helen C Sophia Cai katie Darrell May Karen H Wayne magda_stremeski Cinder Fool Kiki Jason D Craig Williams paolo Giles Richardson JCH bellalalala steggls