ASIO
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investigations show that Citizen @ is now under the control of HypnoToad.
about 14 hours ago
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encourages responsible drinking. If Citizens find it necessary to fire twirl whilst drunk, it is advised you put your drink down first.
about 17 hours ago
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SECURITY ALERT: Citizens reminded that if you're 'making a face', chances are you've put that cotton bud too far into your ear.
about 18 hours ago
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reminds Citizens to know thine enemy - from guyliner to fixed gear bikes.
6:50 PM Dec 3rd
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regrets to inform Citizen @ that although he does not get a gun - he is provided a license to scathe with his razor sharp wit.
5:35 PM Dec 2nd
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SECURITY ALERT: Is your home suffering from a hipster infestation?
5:34 PM Dec 2nd
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is proud to appoint Citizen @ as an honorary Social Media Squad agent. Hat and shoes not included.
5:23 PM Dec 2nd
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A bearded poker face parody.
5:14 PM Dec 2nd
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Stalking through someone's reddit history in the name of Secret Santa. Yawn.
4:47 PM Dec 2nd
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is distracting Citizens with this baby otter whilst it implants their subconscious with an urge to buy custard powder.
6:40 AM Nov 19th
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investigations show that Citizen @ is a techno-hipster in denial.
7:11 PM Nov 14th
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apologizes for any interruptions (read: excessive censorship) to Twitter client services whilst rolling out new WolframAlpha ECHELON engine.
7:05 PM Nov 14th
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SECURITY ALERT: Condition cat on a hot tin roof declared as weather machine testing results in somewhat undesirable results.
2:32 AM Nov 10th
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investigations show that Free Slurpee Day is in no way related to yet another Government conspiracy to fill your bodies with evil nanytes.
1:39 AM Nov 7th
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hopes that Citizen @ and the afore-linked nameless man can become best friends. What with their shared love of ugly hats.
2:44 AM Nov 5th
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In effort of sharing info more relevant to Citizen @, here is a picture of someone wearing an ugly hat.
2:44 AM Nov 5th
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recommends following the Citizen Neala (the brain behind @) offering reviews, competitions and audio/visual awesomeness.
11:53 PM Nov 4th
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brings you the following public service announcement: 'Always blow on the pie.'
5:28 AM Nov 2nd
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just lost The Game. If you're reading this - so did you Citizen.
7:11 AM Oct 29th
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Là où est le de fromage Citoyen @?
6:01 PM Oct 27th
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- Name ASIO
- Location Canberra, Australia
- Web http://www.asio.t...
- Bio The Australian Security Intelligence Organisation (ASIO) is Australia's national security service. Unlike the former, this is a joke.
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