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Just woke up to find myself in a desolate wheat field, naked in the middle of a crop circle...and my bottom hurts a bit...strange
| The partner's just come in, we're about to sit down to a candle-lit dinner...isn't it a shame when your electricity gets cut off! |
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| Just found out that Xenophobia is a fear of foreigners and not the irrational hatred of the teachings of Mahayana Buddhism as I once assumed |
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| Winning at Scrabble now, managed to get the word Xenophobia, my imaginary friend got angry though and told me to get back to my own country |
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| Just playing Scrabble with my imaginary friend, I've imagined that he's beating me though and now I'm upset, out of all the letters I get X |
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| Just popped to the Butchers, I bet him that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf, he didn't accept, said 'the steaks were too high' |
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| Went to a 'Cops & Robbers' themed party last weekend, it was okay, ended up leaving with a bag of jewelry, downside though I was behind bars |
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| Just looked outside and thought I saw Jesus..then I realised it was just a tramp stealing my white bedsheets from the washing line.. |
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| I meant to write 'though' not 'thought', I wish I would have thought of that though, I should have fought the temptation of pressing Update' |
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| Just purchased the rights to the 'Escape' button on all PC keyboards, not Mac's thought unfortunately...Esc. sponsored by ASAP |
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| Currently posting on this website with no hint of irony... |
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| Finally got off the phone with Mandela, he was trying to interest me in some insurance deal or something, I didn't really see the point... |
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| Still on the phone with Nelson...(Mandela that is) |
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| Just on the phone to Nelson Mandella at the moment, he doesn't half babble on.. |
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| Decided to make a curry for dinner....it will have to be eaten straight from the floor though as that's where most of it is.. |
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| I got up to 45 pieces of rice and got bored of counting, so I've stopped. Only problem is there's now a big pile of rice all over my floor.. |
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| I meant a 'huge bag of rice' not 'huge back' that would just be silly. Upto 7 pieces of rice so far..ooh 8. |
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| I've just emptied a huge back of rice on to my floor, I am now going to start counting them one by one, I predict there to be over 10,000. |
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