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@FakeAPStylebook Is "horse of a different color" acceptable any more, or should it be "chromatically distinct Equine American"?7:57 PM Oct 22ndfrom web
Zebras in San Simeon? Deer in our driveway? Feel like we're in "Wild Kingdom" not at a wedding.11:23 AM Oct 17thfrom TwitterBerry
On the way to work, saw a sign for a company called Saladmaster. The slogan was "We change lives." Really? What, one Cobb at a time?8:34 AM Oct 7thfrom web
A green-winged fairy blowing bubbles and sitting on a bus bench that says "Zombieland" while cameras roll. Gotta love LA.3:19 PM Sep 26thfrom TwitterBerry
Go "White Shadow" at the Emmys. "Happy Birthday, Sunshine. This one's for you."9:18 PM Sep 20thfrom TwitterBerry
just managed a rare feat: riding the Pirates of the Caribbean on Internation" Talk Like a Pirate Day - DURING PIRATE SEASON10:23 AM Sep 19thfrom TwitterBerry
Just hit NYC, having traditional first meal at Virgil's BBQ - and a Magic Hat Circus Boy.7:46 PM Sep 9thfrom TwitterBerry
