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Today's First World Problem: Water bottles that taste faintly of whatever godawful herbal tea concoction my wife drinks. 15 minutes ago via web
@patiomensch Should've known better than to correct a proofreader. 37 minutes ago via web in reply to patiomensch
@patiomensch technically speaking, it was "come in second..." but your phrasing is open to more warped interpretation. 39 minutes ago via web in reply to patiomensch
@rocketpress And that's why I don't have kids. 40 minutes ago via web in reply to rocketpress
@patiomensch @rocketpress When I'm ready to have the shredded remains of my ego rent asunder anew, I'll let you know. 43 minutes ago via web in reply to patiomensch
@rocketpress In that case, the ideal form of resistance training would hauling my sorry ass up a hill. 44 minutes ago via web in reply to rocketpress
St. Louis-style summer survival tips, slathered in awesomesauce by the inimitable @danzettwoch bit.ly/LNyvFH about 1 hour ago via web
@patiomensch @petebasgen There's no such thing as an ARTCRANK hangover. Only "ready for further punishment." about 1 hour ago via web in reply to patiomensch
@patiomensch @petebasgen I'd prefer to think of it as my ideal drinking weight. about 1 hour ago via web in reply to patiomensch
@katatomiclabs That's pretty much how I feel these days. It's like gravity's holding a grudge. about 1 hour ago via web in reply to katatomiclabs
@sofaboy Ooh, an optimist! about 1 hour ago via web in reply to sofaboy
@petebasgen Have I ever not wanted to? about 1 hour ago via web in reply to petebasgen
@petebasgen Are you TRYING to send me spiraling downward into depression? about 1 hour ago via web in reply to petebasgen
Bike pal just told me that you lose a minute of climbing speed for every pound over your ideal weight. Will cry in my next beer. about 1 hour ago via web
From @GOOD: How to Find Your Stolen Bike on Craigslist bit.ly/LMZK39 about 3 hours ago via web
Starting the day with a bike ride and some idea-havin' with @btbenmccoy. about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@mollycaudle That is the downside, yes. On the other hand, you can tell your boss to f*ck off all you like. about 23 hours ago via web in reply to mollycaudle
@mollycaudle One of the pleasant side-effects of self-employment: a notable lack of co-workers by whom to be annoyed. about 23 hours ago via web in reply to mollycaudle
At @Northern_Spark, we're teaming up with @LocusArch +@NeenahPaper to let you make bike art...with your bike bit.ly/KOBpsf about 23 hours ago via web
Our site is undergoing the spam comment equivalent of the firebombing of Dresden. #enoughalready about 24 hours ago via web

Name ARTCRANK™
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