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  1. My couch is so comfortable! I have no problem sleeping on it for the next couple of days or until I can be arsed with the inflatable bed. 1:34 PM Nov 18th from web
  2. This would go faster if hubert didn't fail every three hours or so. 1:24 PM Nov 17th from web
  3. OH GOD IT IS 9PM and I haven't even written 10 pages of this bitch yet! I am so hopelessly screwed... 1:04 PM Nov 17th from web
  4. Can has swine flu vaccine! Apparently I am in a "risk group". I think it's the one for pregnant women. 'Cuz of my pregnancies. All of them. 5:12 PM Nov 16th from web
  5. Note: I am saying that the rest of the world figured this out months ago in June, but somehow in Canada people are still panicking. Silly! 10:16 AM Nov 12th from web
  6. CBC News: H1N1 a 'dud' pandemic http://bit.ly/1UW9XJ - in other news, Canadians exhibiting stupidity and delayed reactions of up to 6 months 10:15 AM Nov 12th from web
  7. @keeblebrox Your words are not words. They are words, but they are lies. They are lie-words. Word lies. Not words. I am glad you has compy. 8:17 AM Nov 11th from web in reply to keeblebrox
  8. @jonathancoulton was fantastic tonight, and @paulandstorm - bloody brilliant show all around. Absolutely beaming at the moment. 3:29 PM Nov 8th from web
  9. Feeling somewhat Big Brother-ish right now. Minitrue FTW. That's Orwellian Big Brother not reality television Big Brother. 6:06 AM Nov 1st from web
  10. @beatonna I'm in Edinburgh right now and surprisingly fashion hasn't changed much. Neither has the love of grave robbing or murder. 3:23 AM Oct 26th from web in reply to beatonna
  11. New NZW up! My Dog: The Zombie…?: I have a dog. He’s pretty damned old. And I mean that... http://bit.ly/GRLsa 7:13 AM Oct 25th from twitterfeed
  12. Fortunately: epic source finds have buoyed my spirits. Spaciotemporal nature of fantasy/fairy tale = uuunghh, sexy. Sadly: uterine bleeding. 5:45 AM Oct 25th from web
  13. Despair: what's next? Post doc, post doc, post doc, tenure? No. Tenure? No. Tenure? Yes! Death. You really gotta love it to stay sane. Do I? 5:42 AM Oct 25th from web
  14. @keeblebrox You've disappeared from mah innanetz again. Stop doing that! You, sir, are a Tweet Tease. Like a cock tease, but with tweets. 5:09 AM Oct 17th from web in reply to keeblebrox
  15. New NZW up! The zombies, they love that “UNCE-UNCE-UNCE” sound…: I know that itR.. http://bit.ly/2RP1bb 8:24 AM Oct 16th from twitterfeed
  16. Has actually now paid money for humiliation and a lesson in futility: in addition to postal fees, one of the scholarships costs $55 3:56 PM Oct 15th from web
  17. Turned down for a conference and fighting with scholarships... I honestly don't know why I bother any more - no one is ever going to fund me 5:57 PM Oct 13th from web
  18. @emknits That's your Good Samaritan act for the month! 12:28 PM Oct 7th from web in reply to emknits
  19. @emknits Nicely done, Smems. What kind of a dick picks a fight with a homeless person? Not on. I hope they hit the drunk tank. 3:17 PM Oct 6th from web in reply to emknits
  20. Still exhausted from the noise last night, but had a good response to my complaint about Hermit's Croft douche bags. Hopefully they'll stop! 6:42 AM Oct 5th from web