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  1. @Thaozilla for MW do you use the same user name? Or are you an indirect victim i.e. your husband/bf/cat has an account? 23 minutes ago from web in reply to Thaozilla
  2. Damm! Picture too blurry to post. 7:09 PM Nov 29th from txt
  3. Walmart cashier's laughing almost busted me as I took pic of shopper in "costume" 6:58 PM Nov 29th from txt
  4. @AprilSTL How many jokes have people about the priest being married to the blonde? If none, this makes one. 3:06 PM Nov 29th from web in reply to AprilSTL
  5. @AVARY You don't have Constitutional rights in prison, only human rights. 7:02 PM Nov 27th from web in reply to AVARY
  6. @jennyjenjen free breakfast at Ikea http://info.ikea-usa.com/se... 12:31 PM Nov 27th from web in reply to jennyjenjen
  7. So, the space shuttle returned to Earth today. The economy must be improving if folks are coming from outer space for Black Friday. 10:09 AM Nov 27th from web
  8. I'm thankful for Klonopin and THC, that drug in turkey that makes you sleepy. It's THC right? Eh, it's some drug starts with a T. 12:41 PM Nov 26th from web
  9. Happy Thanksgiving, Americans. - lisarahmat: Jesus H. Christ! How many Eids do you guys have every year?... http://tumblr.com/xhy49vd4l 9:33 AM Nov 26th from Tumblr
  10. Thanksgiving Dinner - What time of the day do you typically have your Thanksgiving Day feast? Whether you... http://tumblr.com/xhy496hr0 12:27 PM Nov 25th from Tumblr
  11. The American Beverage Institute wants police to stop having sobriety checkpoints because it inconveniences sober people. #fail 9:23 PM Nov 24th from web
  12. Wait a minute. Donny Osmonde is still alive? DWTS 9:21 PM Nov 24th from web
  13. @farwyde Fudge Brownie Swirl 8:39 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to farwyde
  14. @farwyde Pool boy Polish Sausage. 8:38 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to farwyde
  15. @farwyde The specials on Monday have to be called Money Shot Mondays! 8:35 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to farwyde
  16. This episode of NCIS Los Angeles is written by Speed Weed. Really. Not what I would have chosen for a Hollywood name. 6:07 PM Nov 24th from web
  17. RT @JimMacMillan: See if you can recognize the character in this Bolivian police sketch: http://www.wimp.com/polices... 4:55 PM Nov 24th from web
  18. Photo: ronbailey: Also check out Mimobot’s from Mimoco. http://tumblr.com/xhy47tf8y 5:31 PM Nov 23rd from Tumblr
  19. @Thaozilla okay, because the nun/getting married tweet is gone. As well as one about the twatwaffle who stole your funny tweets 4:46 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to Thaozilla
  20. Photo: piscesinpurple: I know from personal experience that Santa Cruz, California would give Amherst a run... http://tumblr.com/xhy47r1nc 3:58 PM Nov 23rd from Tumblr