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  1. Denial->anger->drinking->gambling->forgivness->anger. Its roundabout, but the 14 stages of loss never fail.about 8 hours ago from API
  2. I was pissed, so my hyberbole is understandable, yes?about 11 hours ago from API
  3. After closer inspection of the text log, I only pounded on @lousyfix's door for 2 hours, not the 4 I have previously claimed. Still, shit.about 11 hours ago from API
  4. Was totally willing to blow $700 worth of steam tonight. Up $110 is a pleasant surprise.about 21 hours ago from API
  5. 1) drink, 2) stay up 24 hours, 3) leave the poker room up $110.about 21 hours ago from API
  6. We've decided to head to Cripple Creek for me to blow off steam, in the form of cash.11:55 PM Jul 17th from API
  7. My day started off really well, and went to shit very, very quickly. I don't enjoy being this emotional.8:43 PM Jul 17th from API
  8. Only Crab Rangoon can mend a broken heart: http://twitpic.com/aptq56:46 PM Jul 17th from API
  9. I shaved my beard durring today, for @lousyfix. Two years of growth. It was going to be a surprise.6:42 PM Jul 17th from API
  10. @ispyemo we're no-longer on speaking terms. I wish her well, though.6:24 PM Jul 17th from API
  11. Stage 1: Denial. Check. Knocked for 4 hours. Stage 2: Anger. Check. Drove like a mother fuck. Stage 3: Drinking. About to start.6:23 PM Jul 17th from API
  12. I love you, but I have too much self respect to be treated like a pile of shit, @lousyfix. Good bye.5:55 PM Jul 17th from API
  13. @lousyfix is trying to break up with me via text, and refuses to talk to me. Any advice?4:11 PM Jul 17th from API
  14. Those bastards stole our kickball field!11:47 AM Jul 17th from API
  15. #qotd "I'll be in this afternoon; we're having a BBQ, and I'm from Texas"9:16 AM Jul 17th from API
  16. Running for home plate! http://twitpic.com/anj8m9:02 AM Jul 17th from API
  17. Bunt! http://twitpic.com/anj249:00 AM Jul 17th from API
  18. Last night was fun. Too bad I have to ruin it by waking up so damn early.5:36 AM Jul 17th from API
  19. @overstood performed his first blowjob.8:44 PM Jul 16th from API
  20. #qotd "there is nothing dignified about loosing an errection, even if you just blew 8 ropes accross her face."7:48 PM Jul 16th from API