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ALeeMartinez

  1. 36 years old and I still can't shave without cutting myself every day. Thank the Mighty Robot King for safety razors or I'd be a dead man.
  2. blog: Letter of Marque, Warhammer: Invasion (game reviews) http://www.aleemartinez.com...
  3. @FantasticNik Victory is yours this night, hellspawn. Savor it while you can.
  4. @GloriaOliver Speak for yourself. I've decided that it's time for my dog to start cleaning up my poop. Power to the people!
  5. Apparently it's against the rules for me to write in my own apartment without an animal on my lap.
  6. Orbit Books site contribution from yours truly. http://www.orbitbooks.net/2...
  7. Forgive the immodesty, but I look damn good in my Dinobots T-shirt.
  8. Planet 51 is from Madrid, Spain. Unsurprising if you're listened to The Incredibles commentary track. "Get me the Spaniards!"
  9. Letter of Marque by Fantasy Flight Game is an excellent, quick-playing game of strategy and bluffing. http://www.fantasyflightgam...
  10. Cat narrowly escapes going to the vet. I'm sure she's happy about that.
  11. @jmSapereAude Thanks for having us over. It was a lot of fun. My boredom was successfully eradicated.
  12. Can you sense my boredom through your internet machines?
  13. Surrounded by strangers I will never know, considering the tiny window through we all view our tiny sliver of a incomprehensible universe.
  14. Even a failing, untalented artist earns kudos from me for daring to put themselves out there.
  15. You know youre at a nerd event when you see a guy in a kilt.
  16. Planet 51 was a lot of fun. Excellent film and recommended by me, an award winning writer and animation fan, so that settles that.
  17. Although I've heard that mummies really know how to party. And chupacabra is a delight at any event. Great conversationalist.
  18. Why do vampires and werewolves have to be so mopey? It's the Peter Parker version of the supernatural.
  19. I'd like to give those depressed Twilight kids a lollipop or something. Maybe a trip to the circus. Be nice to see them smile once.
  20. @chris_roberson Just the DVD. Glad to hear that it's included in some.