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ALLYBR00TAL

  1. I'm sick of being fucked over.
  2. Kids need some damn manners now a days.
  3. Too sketchy, good bye.
  4. COME ON BITCH
  5. My neighbors are always up and partying.
  6. #americandad
  7. OKAY OR PRETEND LIKE I'M NOT HERE
  8. Once again I always end up in these situations.
  9. I can use my kitten as a scarf. Adorable.
  10. I love being fucked over. Its such a great feeling.
  11. Jobs are so bored they have to set up "bait cars" to give themselves something to do.
  12. I just became the mayor of Jets Diner on @foursquare! 4sq.com/I0Um7g
  13. I just became the mayor of Endicott Tire & Service Center on @foursquare! 4sq.com/xrQmUz
  14. CUNT.
  15. Old people are always so grouchy and mean.
  16. RT @XSTROLOGY: #Virgo's are hard on themselves.
  17. My previous tweets can be about multiple people. So don't be so full of yourself thinking they are all about you.
  18. I want to watch #spongebobsquarepants
  19. @BIGJOE1007 don't worry, my girlfriends takes care everything.
  20. Apparently your life is too much revolved around cheap liquor, instead of hanging out with your good friends.