ACmichaelDC
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@ also good night dude, sweet dreams! x
about 5 hours ago
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@ what? There was no mention of you being paid!
about 5 hours ago
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@ wanna be my maid instead?
about 5 hours ago
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@ my garden, my lamp, MY wishes. Oh, and my maids. ;D
about 5 hours ago
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@ and i'd like 10 french maids to bring me breakfast every morning. Both unlikely
about 5 hours ago
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I wish I was born towards the end of the 50s. When the 70s rolled round, Anarchy all round and I'd be old enough to rebel!
about 5 hours ago
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@ bastard. Defo bring your own TP. I don't have any well sized leaves. Just small ones and bits of evergreen trees
about 5 hours ago
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@ i'd bring a bucket too. You can't use my toilet :)
about 5 hours ago
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@ i don't supply tents either. I supply food though. And my penis.
about 5 hours ago
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@ do it, live in my house. In a tent in my garden though..so not really 'in' my house
about 5 hours ago
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@ hehe sorry! Come live with me in London. It's awesome here.
about 5 hours ago
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@ you're excited?! Think about me with this 'intimate' valentines show!
about 5 hours ago
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@ There was an apocalypse and everyone I was with was on boats (world was drowning, floods etc.) so (cont)
about 6 hours ago
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@ Snow White + 7 Dwarfs = A porno worth watching. Involving bukkake
about 7 hours ago
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@ left 4 dead 2, cider and masturbation
about 7 hours ago
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@ ..listen and give full feedback. feel free to follow me too :]
about 7 hours ago
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@ didn't see that message sorry. nice to see you're from London though. I'm on my phone atm, but remind me tomorrow and i'll...
about 7 hours ago
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Not that shaving and washing your hair are bad. But shaving is gonna be twice a week sometimes and washing hair like..once every two days.
about 7 hours ago
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shit. My facial hair is now growing quicker, and my hair is getting greasy faster. Why do shaving and washing hair have to be so essential?
about 7 hours ago
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RT @: "Good news is rock 'n' roll." - Wesley Willis
about 7 hours ago
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- Name Michael Heming
- Location London
- Bio I tweet a lot. I offend. I give free hugs. I chat music, nonsense and general bullshit. I still love you all though.
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