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@janole That cross-platform posting isn't in this alpha? 34 minutes ago via Gravity!
@janole Not such a big deal, but no Belle Top Bar in landscape mode on purpose? Also, it seems like there's less viewable space in landscape 35 minutes ago via Gravity!
@tkoola @janole Strange. I'm having the same problem too! 38 minutes ago via Gravity! in reply to tkoola
@FarhanaRahman I have to check and see if #BurgerBot has had its programming updated. about 2 hours ago via Gravity! in reply to FarhanaRahman
@FarhanaRahman I'm going to be offline for three straight days. I wonder what #BurgerBot is up to? about 3 hours ago via Gravity!
@introvertedwife Sounds like you'd love my tweets. Or at least REALLY trust them. about 4 hours ago via Gravity! in reply to introvertedwife
"Anybody got a cigarette?" —Breathalyzer, after testing Jenna Jameson about 4 hours ago via Gravity!
@RebeccaH83 Does he have them set up as templates? about 5 hours ago via Gravity! in reply to RebeccaH83
@raffeg You've got to stop. You're making us married guys look bad! @farhanarahman about 5 hours ago via Gravity! in reply to raffeg
@raffeg Wait. I mean, pardon me while I write all this down—wife doesn't think I compliment her enough/anymore. (She's right) @FarhanaRahman about 5 hours ago via Gravity! in reply to raffeg
@raffeg Pardon me while I puke. @FarhanaRahman about 5 hours ago via Gravity! in reply to raffeg
@VaguelyFunnyDan Is that because "forget about it" are the last wors in the chorus? about 5 hours ago via Gravity! in reply to VaguelyFunnyDan
@L_farizee I'm in Greenspring-area. Used to live in Park Heights. about 6 hours ago via Gravity! in reply to L_farizee
@L_farizee What neighborhood and what shul? about 7 hours ago via Gravity! in reply to L_farizee
FilthyRichmond The dentist's lips say "Spit please", but his eyes say "Swallow". about 7 hours ago via Twitter for Android Retweeted by ABurgerADay and 110 others
@L_farizee You're in town again? Have a great chag! Where will you be? about 7 hours ago via Gravity! in reply to L_farizee
@introvertedwife AT&T should try that. It's bound to improve their service. about 8 hours ago via Gravity! in reply to introvertedwife
@theleanover Thanks for that pleasant image. about 8 hours ago via Gravity! in reply to theleanover
@FilthyRichmond To match your brown underwear? about 8 hours ago via Gravity! in reply to FilthyRichmond
@introvertedwife Does your phone have that little horn thing you hold up to your ear? about 8 hours ago via Gravity! in reply to introvertedwife

Name Avri Burger
Location Baltimore, MD
Web http://avriburger...
Bio An editor, proofreader, and (lazy) writer, I'm a tech geek who loves sci-fi, gaming, trance, hockey & football, and I'm addicted to Craig Ferguson.