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@elixing @literaticat The "BIG DAY" part make it sounds like the soap is mocking you... about 20 hours ago via web in reply to elixing
@angelajames RIGHT? I thought I was smart, but they... *shiver* Are there brain steroids? I think they're on them. :) about 20 hours ago via web in reply to angelajames
laurathomas61 How Do You Like Your Zombie? wp.me/p27ipo-4X via @laurathomas61 about 20 hours ago via Tweet Button Retweeted by ABoredAuthor
@Angela_Goff Wait, you're not supposed to already do that? Whoops. about 20 hours ago via web in reply to Angela_Goff
I've been using a lot of Caps Lock today. Heh. (THE MORE THE MERRIER.) about 20 hours ago via HootSuite
@jason_d_bryant This celebration = TOTAL WIN. about 20 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to Jason_D_Bryant
@starbornstriker Good luck! Not so good the first time? I'm trying to finish my annoying WIP this very moment. Third draft, here I go... about 20 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to StarbornStriker
@j_m_blackman :) about 21 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to J_M_Blackman
@j_m_blackman "There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed a fly. I HOPE she'll die.// What a kid." Fixed it. about 21 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to J_M_Blackman
@msrg_pubs Meh. We'll see if that happens... about 21 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to MSRG_pubs
RT @suzannegrogers: [Review] Pretty Amy by Lisa Burstein goo.gl/Q6cnR via @Reading4Relief about 21 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to suzannegrogers
@jason_d_bryant Hmm. That would be quite the celebration. about 21 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to Jason_D_Bryant
@flynnelle ...But that would involve effort! about 21 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to FlynnElle
@angela_goff THIS. I do that, too. about 21 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to Angela_Goff
I'M DONE WITH FINALS. How shall we celebrate? about 21 hours ago via HootSuite
MandyHubbard Most highlighted line in BUT I LOVE HIM: Eventually all the scars will have scars and that's all I'll be, one big scar of a love gone wrong. 3:28 PM May 23rd via TweetCaster for Android Retweeted by ABoredAuthor and 1 other
@donnaleaelliott Myspace? What's that? *wink* But yeah, I agree. It's awesome. Especially when you buy one and love it. 1:07 PM May 23rd via HootSuite in reply to DonnaLeaElliott
I love it when I go to the bookstore, only to see books by some of my Twitter friends on the shelves. It's... awesomely weird. 1:01 PM May 23rd via HootSuite
@saphirablue84 Good luck! Sorry about no request, but advice is good! 6:44 PM May 22nd via web in reply to saphirablue84
@mobrienbooks @encoreunreveur No. I'm not saying they're good. I'm just saying they're entertaining and I like listening to modern music. 6:38 PM May 22nd via web in reply to mobrienbooks

Name John Hansen
Location Oh I wish I knew...
Web http://incessantd...
Bio There's a line between killing your characters out of necessity and killing them for pleasure. I tend to cross it. Oh, yeah, and I'm a teenager.