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  1. @penbleth Sadly, I. about 2 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to penbleth
  2. I resolve that in 2010 I will kick my procrastination habit in 2011. about 2 hours ago from UberTwitter
  3. @penbleth Only if you listen to Iron Maiden. about 2 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to penbleth
  4. The hills are alive with the...OH MY GOD THE HILLS ARE ALIVE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! about 3 hours ago from UberTwitter
  5. @ChiNurse If I could lactate coffee I'd be a millionaire. And sore. about 3 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to ChiNurse
  6. I resolve that in 2010 I will start and stop several diets and workout programs and have my weight fluctuate in an unhealthy fashion. about 3 hours ago from UberTwitter
  7. I will continue my tradition of making No-Fail New Year's resolutions #1: Play lots of video games. about 3 hours ago from UberTwitter
  8. Does this coffee stain make me look like I'm lactating? about 5 hours ago from UberTwitter
  9. Audio: Justin Timberlake - Sexy Back Why yes, Futuresex/Lovesounds is one of my favorite album of the decade.... http://tumblr.com/xn653ak5h about 6 hours ago from Tumblr
  10. Vagina shaped tissue dispenser. You're welcome. about 16 hours ago from Brizzly
  11. The answer to the question "What do you think he does in his room by himself all day long?" is never one you really want to hear. about 17 hours ago from Brizzly
  12. Just texted my son to tell him his phone is in my office.Yea. about 18 hours ago from UberTwitter
  13. Anyhow, someone is claiming a movie gave them glaucoma. Which I misspelled in the other tweet. So fuck you in advance for correcting me. about 22 hours ago from UberTwitter
  14. "Her mom got gluacoma in the movie theater.""You sure you don't mean gonnoreah?""That would be YOUR mom." about 22 hours ago from UberTwitter
  15. @jaycaruso Give me five years. I'll be a Californian. about 22 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to jaycaruso
  16. Guy on phone said I was friendly and helpful. I'm totally doing civil service wrong. about 23 hours ago from UberTwitter
  17. @ChiNurse My pussy is stuck in your testicle tree. about 23 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to ChiNurse
  18. @jaycaruso born and raised on Long Island. Been living in the same town for all 47 years of my life. Kill me. about 23 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to jaycaruso
  19. @Dexter_Colt I have the same tits. I mean, light fixture. about 24 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to Dexter_Colt
  20. @Remiel twitsex. It's like name that tune. I can make you orgasm in 140 characters or less. about 24 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to Remiel