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Medical science has uncovered a link between teen injuries on the gridiron and dementia.
That explains so much about mom.
3:54 PM Nov 10th
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Searching the Home Despot for a hook 'n eye- which sounds more like Peter Pan's memoir than a way to keep the dog out of the basement.
2:37 PM Oct 17th
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Coffehouse grading offers even more fun distractions than home. Goody.
10:57 AM Oct 17th
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School absenteeism hovers about 20%, whether from swine flu or fear or some other thing. Our official policy: Carry hand sanitizer.
2:48 AM Oct 16th
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2 Newfies wrestling in the livingroom over a squeekie toy. I was thinking of moving the couch over there anyway. Only right side up.
2:40 AM Oct 16th
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@ Can Iphone make an app that keeps ATT from dropping calls? If so I may come back from Verizon. Again.
2:38 AM Oct 16th
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in reply to Scobleizer
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OMG Google Wave Cinema Pulp Fiction, courtesy RT @!
2:32 AM Oct 16th
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RT @ "Yo Balloon Boy, I'm a let you finish, but Anne Frank had the best attic hideout spot of all time."
2:24 AM Oct 16th
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Requested a invite! Go here to find out all about it!
2:22 AM Oct 16th
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To those who insist their dogs LIKE to be dressed up for holloween cause they smile- they smile because they are plotting their revenge.
4:41 AM Oct 15th
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If the place mom lives in had to follow truth in advertising laws they'd change their sign to read "Barely Assisted Living."
4:39 AM Oct 15th
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Funniest moment in class: teacher down the hall cackled- student looks up from test. Me: do you know who that was? Student: tickle me Elmo?
5:51 AM Oct 11th
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Best line by student: An hour after your test I still had my fist in my mouth.
5:19 AM Oct 11th
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Who is Buck and when did he become a sub-category of naked?
4:58 AM Oct 11th
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If green cars need to be re-charged nightly, and our electric usage goes up as a result... how is this green, really?
2:18 AM Sep 25th
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If I agree to the flu shot series; that's 3 shots! 3! If I so much as sneeze this yr, I'm going to go back + give that dr a big sloppy kiss.
2:29 AM Sep 23rd
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@ That this president can do no right in the eyes of the loud & vicious Right is no surprise. They've been contentious since 92.
2:06 AM Sep 22nd
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in reply to johncmayer
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The British Prime Minister is sending me $360K in exchange for my social security #! What a deal! When did he move back from Nigeria?
2:49 AM Sep 20th
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@: Good Yontiff, Pontiff! And Shanah Tovah to all.
3:22 PM Sep 19th
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Breaking: The family dog regrets having slept with Jon Gosselin; claims to have been in heat at the time. Jay Leno has exclusive tonite!
2:46 PM Sep 16th
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- Name Susan Averre
- Location Northeast Ohio
- Bio Writer, educator, comic, intuitive consultant. Most of my followers are bill collectors. They find me hillarious.
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