So if #Apple stops abusing Chinese workers prices will go up...but I will never actually meet any of these workers...hmm... #moraldilemma

Why would I be with a woman who was ugly without make up on? Do I look like I'm stupid? #jerseyshore

#freecondom moby.to/9f3cin

If you marry a whore your daughter will be a whore #atlanticcity 0-:-P

"I'm addicted to those white Russian drinks - its like sucking off a tasty white guy."

@iamcolinquinn Coming to see you tonight - cant wait! 0-:-P

Dude your girlfriends ugly - but you are too so don't dump her.

"Just shake it out and we'll use it again next time." #thatswhatshesaid #overheard

"Girlfriends got short hair one day long hair the next - Black girls got some black fucking magic." #overheard

"Can #Superman shave his pubes or are they indestructible as well?" #overheard #ComicBooks 0-:-P

"Don't tell me how to raise my children that your girlfriend ate last night!" #overheard #bj

Of course #Hugo is leading with #Oscar nominations its a big budget movie nobody saw - gotta make money somehow 0-:-P

It smells like you just microwaved a sour babies wig... 0-:-X

Earmuffs At The Royal Wedding buzzfeed.com/toptenjesus/ea…

Who is the bigger #coward - PK Subban or Matt Cooke? Neither should be allowed on the ice #NHL

Hey #MySpace - remember when you turned on all of us original members? How's that working for you now fuck heads? 0-:-P

#Millerlite - triple hop brewed and still tastes like water - what are you doing wrong? 0-:-/

Wait...how is that a fumble if the runners feet were on the ground? Didn't the #NFL just say its only a fumble if he is flying?

"The #NFL 's decision in the booth that Green Bay must win the game stands - no fumble even though it clearly was." #giants #Packers

“@NickBaLLz: Just lost $200 on black.” That's what Lincoln said!!! No? 0-:-/