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timjonze

  1. @beccanicholson Is this still happening? Is this all you're doing?
  2. @EmilyRoseMackay flu brain made me try to walk down the up escalator at work this week
  3. RT @SimonNRicketts: Oh, thank goodness. "Hedgehog stuck in tin of carrots rescued." Exclusive picture. bbc.in/KWVfh7
  4. Hope the unicorn gets the job RT @OliverKayTimes: Now this one does seem to be a fake RT @feintzebra bit.ly/KDqITF
  5. Can anyone think of a really good question for Bill Drummond that he won't have been asked before?
  6. NME on the Stone Roses: "Frontman Ian Brown's vocals were strong throughout, straying out of tune only occasionally"
  7. @compactrobot The tweet was to distract you all from the truth that I was actually the brains behind the KLF
  8. I'm sure I mangled some tenses in that last tweet - sorry
  9. @annadoble There are plenty of bands I listen to more often but they would not be as much fun. Kraftwerk doesn't seem much of a laugh to me!
  10. @OJBorg I doubt that I would have done. Which is why I will never be in the KLF :(
  11. @cyborglover haha, yes ... I would travel back in time and say "hey, let's just split this cash 50/50 and sell the matches"
  12. If I could have been in any band from any era then I would have wanted to have been in the KLF
  13. @lauriehann "I know it's over"
  14. @seenshysecrets @thecribs will do!
  15. Pete Doherty should "stick to the strumming" says @catherineshoard in her v.funny review. Really? Can't you keep him in the movies? Please?
  16. @profanityswan Especially if he tried to do it in an X Factor style with a dramatic drawn out pause
  17. @beccanicholson Is this your holiday?
  18. @indiegodess @helen_jane_ @gd_enough Mmmmm, illegal Californian foie gras
  19. @EvaWiseman I wonder if the botox also works by stimulating the vag?